"It's not like that," he said. "And I suppose 'boy' isn't really the correct term anymore. Young men. In their twenties anyway. They just seem... younger." He waved a hand dismissively. "They were barely legal when I first met them and I suppose I still see them that way. At any rate they think me an Uncle. So do get your mind out of the gutter, my dear. I'm afraid there will be nothing of interest to watch."