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Glowing certainly has its advantages in this situation. I'm out of shampoo.
[Filtered to Artemis]
Not that I doubt your abilities or anything, but I just wanted to make sure you are doing okay.
[Filtered to Helen]
This apartment is boring without you.
Oh, MU, you shouldn't have! It's not even my birthday! But I'll gladly accept this wonderful gift. It's almost like stepping into one of my dreams, but it's lacking a certain color. Maybe next time you can add a sense of real danger to the mix. Thank you!
This just might be better than Christmas. It still has a ways to go before being better than Halloween.
How many of you are still scared? Go on, raise those hands. I'd like to laugh at you. Since I'm not a heartless bastard, if someone still needs some help, I can bounce on over. I can bring food as well. We can have a cookout. To celebrate my unbirthday!
Is Colorado ready for William Chesire??? I sincerely doubt it! Coming to you all the way from New York City, and before that the lovely, Nottinghamshire, England, (no Robin Hood jokes please), William is ready to blow your mind, with a little something extra special for the ladies. Why he is writing in third person he does not know, but he finds it HIGHLY annoying, so he will stop riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight NOW.
Anyway, name's William, you can call me Will, Willy, Bill, Billy, I really could care less. I'm the oldest of eleven children, yes, that's right, ELEVEN. One of my siblings is here actually, say hello Oliver, and don't let your older brother embarrass you, you were far too young for me to have many embarrassing pictures of you, except for the one of your stark naked in a bathtub, of course that picture made it here with me. I am a new student in the theater department, decided to get my masters to eventually be able to teach. I actually started this last semester, I just have been moving and getting my apartment ready until now. Now that it is done and ready I want to have a BIG BASH as soon as this darkness nonsense is over, or hell DURING, so expect an invitation to be following soon. It will NOT be BYOB (bring your own booze for those of you lame-o's), because a good host should always provide alcohol.
I hope to get to know every single one of you very well.
Also, in this darkness with the stores closed, I am very glad I always, always have alcohol on hand.
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