I don't know if it's the years or experience, but everyone is making quite the mountain out of that anthill. You all should do a little growing up. I feel there are more important issues out there than whether or not you can fly.
Since this is my first time posting, I should add that my name is Ian Ostermann. My wife is an Anthropology professor. You might have seen her around. She isn't hard to miss. She's very nervous excited for tomorrow. Even our son is excited to go back to daycare, and he was only out for four weeks. He says there's a teacher he misses. He has a painting he worked on to give to her.
And I'm taking it all in stride. I wonder if I'll be the oldest in my Freshman English class.