good for you. grab the neck. drown it. then go for it. i'm partial to having my meat cooked now. (okay. i won't.)
hahahaha hard, a little squishy, sometimes slimy. sometimes they bite your finger. other times they hide. they're much better than a dog. and easier to handle. don't like them? kick them!
but i like turtles, so i won't kick one of them. now horses, i hate those fuckers.