I'd have to say that the recent span of experimental plays I've seen has greatly upset me. Clearly someone has done to the stage what Starbucks has done to coffee: you cannot slap something together, call it a play and expect me to fall for it. It is also lessening the value of actual, valid experimental pieces.
Good fucking god I hope none of you actually think you have created something profound. You couldn't even establish what the message of your piece was. Embarrassing.
[WOLF BROOD.] Dinner, us three, pick a day.
Not the weekend.
[CARTER, LUCIE & JAKE.] This past month has been particularly depres unimpressive, I refuse to step into the new semester without some level of alcohol poisoning. Next weekend. No excuses.
[LUCIE.] Is it okay to be worried about matters in my life, brother included?