emma vanity wants to know everything~ (rumourstarter) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-08-13 14:35:00 |
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Current mood: | ecstatic |
Entry tags: | cain, iris, māyā, nike, pheme, serpent, sir pelleas, tanuki |
1~ pheme liveblogs a break-up
Sitting in Muddy Waters, sipping on a latte and enjoying a biscotti, when the couple sitting three tables away from me gets into a huge fight. Since y'all aren't here, let me give you the play by play. It starts with him accusing her of being a whore and sleeping with his bestie, and her countering that he's got a small dick. Would it be intruding to ask for proof?
Oh-em-gee, could this get more salacious?
This is glorious, truly amazing, and definitely more interesting than that not exactly blind item about the biblical baddie who seems obsessed with a fellow pantheon-mate to the point where many think they could be more than friends/potential lovers, and what aspiring Perez Hilton wannabe doesn't love when a scoop falls onto their lap?
[...] oh my stars and garters, that crazy bish just flipped the table, getting coffee all over her now ex-boyfriend. He looks pissed. Fuck, I'd be pissed too, lattes don't come cheap!
Ahaha, she's getting up to leave[...] He's staying put. Oops, he's looking this way, does he know I'm writing about him?
[...] and he smiled at me. He's inviting me over I'm going. I'ma make my move, like a baws.
Bee tee dubs, this is totes me right now -