[21+ SPECIMENS.] As it were, my beauteous drinking buddy is off in a land too far away from me. Sad as I am, it would appear that I require the company of someone who can at least pretend to be as perfect as she and accompany me tonight for some drinking and glorious chaos-inducing flirting.
Points if you are a husky, sex-worthy man.
[ZEUS.] I feel as though you owe me at least one drink.
[PHOBETOR.] Sweet, little, baby brother of mine. I've been meaning to ask: did you pass all of your classes?