You would not believe the looks you receive on the street with one of these growing from your forehead. I could always sleep in my office, but, ah, I do not want to pass up an opportunity to match my new roommate. It is unfortunate, however, that Laura's sunflower is much nicer than this old hyacinth.
I've forgotten the point to this- aha! Due to emotional stress, all my students who have sprouted greenery will receive an automatic 5% boost to their final essay grade. We will call it a reward for displaying such tremendous growth. No! Scratch that, it is a reward for blossoming under my tutelage.
Good luck to everyone.
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The fresh-flowering garden was laid waste, the rosy meadows withered...