I don't like this. There's calluna vulgaris in my hair, on my shoes, in my books.
Is this normal? Will I ever be able to read again? I don't really care about my hair, especially since yanking it out just hurts. Every single time.
Since it's customary and polite: Happy Mother's Day to any and all mothers reading this. My mom's all I have and she's convinced I'm schizophrenic and she's a real tribute to strength, veracity, and ambition. I don't remember much of my mother from before. Only that I didn't like her.
[Filtered to Professor Griggs]
Apologies, ma'am. Is it still possible to acquire a seat in one of your classes? I missed the cut-off.
[Filtered to Professor Jacobson]
Apologies, sir. I was referred to you by two students in regards to establishing an animal rights club. If I could have a moment of your time, I'd like your input. Sir.