two.
Ugh, the Avengers Premier is streaming live on YouTube as we speak. I'm currently vacillating rapidly between elated and depressed. (Robert Downey Junior, that car. We need to talk.)
I mean, can someone explain to me why there are only two countries that get to see the Avengers movie after us? There is some serious injustice going on here.
Don't get me wrong here. I'm all about Australia and Belgium and Italy. (Okay, maybe not with France, but who is okay with France? Honestly?) Totally down with their right to witness all of the superheroic glory. But can I just take a moment to highlight the fact that one of our main characters here is named Captain America? It's practically my patriotic duty to be watching this in an immediate fashion. I feel like I'm being betrayed by my own country.
I could totally take this red carpet host out. All I need is a jet. And maybe to not be wearing my Batman pajamas. Bit of a conflict of interest there.