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[07 Aug 2012|02:26am] |
I've been thinking often about getting a tattoo. I want it to be meaningful, but simple. Something that is a mystery, a symbol of sorts if you will. Quite fascinated by squiggly lines, and things in fives.
Right, so where's the best place to get a tattoo?
Going to ignore the whole "tattooing is wrong" part of the Law.
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[07 Aug 2012|04:14pm] |
Today in NYC, Trojan is planning on handing out 10,000 top of the line dildos from two hotdog carts.
[RILEY]
We really need to talk, okay? Not on these. In person because I think we can both agree things have
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[07 Aug 2012|04:52pm] |
Pssh, the answer is in your backyard, laying in wait.
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[07 Aug 2012|05:04pm] |
Today I totally punched a guy!
In my defense (not that I care), we made a bet that I couldn’t knock him out in one punch. Boys are big and strong and can’t be taken down by girls outside the movies, apparently.
The dude who was playing arbiter told the dude might call it off once he wakes up though. Apparently losing teeth in the process was not part of the bet. Not fair! I just hope he’s not the kind of guy that tries to sue his way out of situations.
Anyway, who wants to party tonight?
[Hathor]
You want to party tonight. Don't lie.
[Egyptian Pantheon]
You guys want to party tonight. Like totally.
Or at least tell me if I need to do something about this whole punch-a-dude business.
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