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[16 May 2012|03:12am] |
[The first thing visible is Legion, of course, sitting a bit cock-eyed in his computer chair. dark red hellebore flowers abound on his wrists, and crawl up his hands in jagged, unsure lines. He says nothing for a moment, but grins.
It's not a stable grin. It becomes obvious that he's plotting something unsavory when he lifts a sharpened pencil up into the view of the camera, and hikes up his sleeve.]
Are anyone else's doing this? [He drags the point across the exposed skin, and in place of a red line, or a welt, Hellebore flowers spring up in it's place, following the point of the pencil and creating another jagged line of flowers jutting from his skin.]
It's weird. It doesn't even hurt. Just...flowers. [He laughs a bit.] They're pretty.
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[16 May 2012|01:03pm] |
I just got asked if I was trying to dress as a woman because I had flowers all over me. Of course, she was about 80, but still.
Then she told me that I make a really ugly woman, and that I should shave my beard if I really wanted to try again. But that I shouldn't bother, because I'd make an ugly woman.
I think I agree, but it kind of wounds the pride a little bit. At least I don't have allergies, so I guess it could be worse. Though the flowers are actually in my beard. It's like a big beard of flowers.
Wait, bees aren't going to start attacking people, are they? I hate bees.
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fourteen~ |
[16 May 2012|01:32pm] |
I hope my students are happy that I had to get someone else to proctor my final, as the overwhelming pollen count in the classroom was making me light-headed. Damnable allergies.
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[16 May 2012|02:26pm] |
I've been walking around with tall pinkish flowers on me. I looked them up. Prairie Gayfeather. Of course, I would grow a prairie plant. They're kind of tall. Which makes me feel weighed down by them since they're growing from my shoulders and feet. At least I'm not permanently a plant. How would I explain that to my professors? Sorry, couldn't come to finals because I was stuck by the side of the lake? Also, where ever I sit, there are flowers. So I can't use my chair anymore. I've stopped sitting on my bed.
I wonder what would happen if I did change? Would they still be stuck to me?
They also attract a lot of butterflies. I brought one into the room without realizing it. It seems to be fine for now, but I don't know how long. I don't know anything about taking care of them. I hope it'll hitch a ride back outside.
Also, one more final!
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