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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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Shit I learned while Googling myself. [30 Dec 2011|12:15am]
+ When you put me in a triangle, I tell the truth!
+ When you put me in a triangle, I lie!
+ I am a giant pussy!
+ I am a beautiful woman with blond hair that turns blood red.
+ I believe that the cosmos are a giant egg, and that all of us are one with the eggverse
+ I am a magical device that can amplify the powers of psychics
+ I am invoked by gullible humans as the god of fire. They summon me for love rituals, and advice on how to best burn things.
+ My bestest friend in the whole wide world is a dickless,boobless humanoid with the head of an owl! He rides a black wolf named Kujo. I am his bitch, and every night we make love in the moonlight.

What I Go To School For [30 Dec 2011|11:58am]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | Busted - What I Go To School For ]

PSA time - Alright kiddos, we all know that tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and that means some of you will be going out and partying like the world's ending. The school is highly concerned about the possibility of there being some unsafe activity going on, so what they do every year is institute a little program for those of you in the dorms.

If you're drinking, and you know you're not safe to drive, either call or text to [insert phone number here] and someone will come get you. All the bars and restaurants in town will have the number as well, and if they see you trying to drink and drive they'll arrange a ride for you. Think of it as Monte's way of making sure you survive to make the tuition payments worth it.

If you have any questions about this, or about anything else, feel free to drop me an email at adixo@montenegrou.com and I'd be happy to assist.


02. [30 Dec 2011|02:53pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Oneohtrix Point Never - Sleep Dealer ]

Does anyone happen to know a quick fix for insomnia?

Normally I wouldn't ask, but this is getting a little ridiculous.


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