Considering this sudden mania zeitgeist for pictures and videos of cats, I thought maybe I'd take the opportunity to join in. Let it never be said that Jack Daniels doesn't know how to join in with an internet meme several years too late.
So I want to show you my pet. We've been together for years, and to be honest I couldn't picture my life without him. We went to Collegiate together, and we've been across the world adventuring together. I'm closer to him than I am my sister, so if anyone says a bad word about him I'll cry. And you'll have made a disabled boy cry which means you'll go to your respective hells and you won't come back out. And those of you who are going to sneer and say "I, in my infinite glorious majesty, rule my pantheon's hell, you insignificant myopic worm" etc etc WELL -- then you'll have to go and live in Oregon and who the fuck wants that? I thought not.