austin reese plays football and reads shakespeare. (poetheart) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-03-21 04:22:00
Do you guys think John Donne got laid a lot? I've been thinking about it, and he wrote all those poems about getting it on before they die... I wonder if it ever worked. Not that I'd try, but you know, it'd just be cool if it did. I heard he was kind of a dick in real life, but that goes along with the whole playboy image or something. I dunno. I just think it'd be pretty sweet if ladies went ga-ga for his poems.
Which they should, because the written word is totally awesome. It's right up there with football and Jeremy Lin and klondike bars. That's pretty fucking high up there.