Characters: Beau Baker gemlike and Nicholas Archer hermetically
Date/Time: 17 June 2012, Sunday – maybe around noon or so?
Location: Somewhere indiscriminate on campus.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Can't think of anything right now! Probably not much?
Summary: Beau is in need of some desperate rescuing (and setting back feminism like fifty years, WHATEVER).

( The Princess Bride is on television right now. )