Who: Emilie/Helen of Troy (boxwine) & Rex/Menelaus (dakila)
Where: Any bar.
When: backdated!Sometime early June?
What: That glorious moment when fate laughs their ass off: Helen and Menelaus collide and, unaware of who the other is, [insert innuendo here].
Rating: Quite mild, considering.

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