NETPOST: THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
I see a lot whinging going on about some UN edict. Suck it up, people. You could be stuck in the fourteenth century with a bunch of primitive screwheads, fighting off an army of the undead. I know. I've been there.
[Long, rambling spiel about his adventures there redacted]
Anyhow, I'm Ash. Ash Williams. I'm new here. From where I stand, things here look pretty good. Especially that little hottie next door. Kaylee, what say you and I get a drink and get to know each other?