Hatter and OPEN
Hatter did not think of himself as an athletic guy. At all. Mostly because...he did not do athletic things. Running from people shooting at him and going to rescue Alice were more anomalies because he wanted Alice safe. Not because of any other reason, like love. Nope.
Which is why he currently found himself with a drink, enjoying the current music. Finding himself in the oyster human realm certainly threw him, although he didn't mind it. As Morpheus said boring, yes, but way less fucking terrible than his version of Wonderland.