Who: Hiro Okamura Where: Mt. Fuji, Japan When: May 17th, 2010 Summary: Forget superheroing, giant robots and genetic engineering makes for sheer unadulterated awesomeness.
Mt. Fuji stood, timeless and majestic, a testament to the beauty of nature. Dawn had finally arrived in the land of the rising sun, spilling the first colors of a new morning across the landscape. Birds cheeped, small animals skittered about...
And a bright blue monster squid-fox hybrid did battle with a rooster the size of a six story apartment building.
Clawed neon yellow talons dug at the mountainside, setting its feet as it stared down the blue and white monstrosity. With a bawk-bawk-raaaaawr, the bird opened its beak up wide and a beam of red light shot out, The laser incinerated everything in its path, tearing clear through the betentacled squid.
Hiro Okamura cheered from inside the gamecock's cockpit, thrusting a fist into the air. He was completely amazing, and he'd just proved it by saving the day against who-knew-what. Completely steamrolling the opposition made for a great day; it was better than video games easy. Piloting the bird to grab the half-vaporized foe, he made his way back to his base of operations.