Ted kept to himself the fact that if the Globe Trotters showed up, he'd probably ask them for their autograph.
"Well you make it sound so inviting so hold on -- found a path and -- arrrrggghhhh!" That was a manly yell. The yell of someone who had just seen a really. big. spider. Beetles Ted was cool with, in fact he liked a lot of bugs but spiders -- ewww. Hurrying down the path (because he wanted to see the beach, not because he wanted to put distance between himself and the spider).
Stumbling down the path, Ted reached the beach, arriving at rather high speed. So yes, there was a face plant into the sand. Oh. Ted bet those ghost pirates (if they were around and could see them) would be shaking in their ghostly boots.