Friday, August 27th, 2010

text.

[info]hiswidowedbride
TO: A. Kline, L. Shipton, L. van der Jagt

Math question: how many casual coffee rendezvous equals 1 date?
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Saturday, August 21st, 2010

TEXT.

[info]tepid
TO: her, Aubrey Kline, Naomi Richardson
FROM: Charley Thurlow

Do any of you have Lindsay's assistant's number?
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Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

texts.

[info]deklined
TO: Lindsay, Liz, Naomi
I went to the hospital this morning and they're going to be keeping me overnight for observation.

You don't think people are going to hear about it, do you?


TO: Cody
Hi babe. I was having a problem with my legs. I'm going to be in the hospital tonight, but I'm fine.
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Text Messages

[info]according2sal
To: Bryan Curtis
From: Lindsay Van der Jagt


so. repeat of last week? only this time you want to go out to dinner first or just skip it entirely?

To: Naomi, Liz, Aubrey
From: Lindsay "She's still got it" Van der Jagt

Remember my date where Naomi had to get me a new skirt? I'm still seeing the guy. I think I kind of like him. He's a nerd but in a kind of hot way.
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Friday, July 23rd, 2010

text.

[info]heirofann
TO: Naomi, Lindsay, Aubrey

Oh god, he's drunkenly texting me. What do I say?
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Saturday, June 26th, 2010

TEXT ; backdated to june 25th.

[info]deklined
Cody: Hey! I got that place on Lafayette. :D I hope you still have July 1st free. I might need to borrow your muscles...
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Sunday, May 16th, 2010

texts.

[info]hiswidowedbride
To: A. Kline, L. Shipton, L. Van der Jagt

You've been staying at home all weekend, right?



To: Camille

I haven't heard from you in a while. You haven't started any riots yet, have you?
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Friday, May 14th, 2010

TEXT.

[info]heirofann
TO: LZindsay van der Jagt, Aubrey Kline, Naomi Richardson

When did my ex husband start blogging.
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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Text Message(s)

[info]according2sal
To: Naomi Richardson, Liz Shipman

Aubrey's police guy is kind of odd. Not sure what but I kept feeling like he was trying to hide from me. ZZ. That is all I have to say.



To: Aubrey Kline

Cody's friend was a spaz. Honestly, is there something wrong with me that I make men run the other way?



To: Eli Blake

All right, this dancing around and planning but never doing thing is getting tiring. You, Me. Night of drinking and sexual innuendo/acrobatics. Y/Y?
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Sunday, April 18th, 2010

text.

[info]deklined
TO: Max Mackenzie

Hey Max! Can we meet up sometime today?
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Friday, April 16th, 2010

text.

[info]deklined
TO: Lindsay Van der Jagt

Lindsay!! I felt so bad having to explain everything.

And I looked horrible, too.
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[info]deklined
WHO: Aubrey Kline and Cody Williams
WHERE: A small cafe.
WHAT: An extremely awkward faux-date.
WHEN: Friday, April 16th
STATUS/RATING: Completed Log / PG

A fresh wave of embarrassment hit him as he realized that while he was now outed as an 'online dater', she in fact was not, thus robbing them of the shared guilt of the dubious taboo )
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Friday, April 9th, 2010

[info]deklined
TO: Max Mackenzie

Hey! :) Have a great day today! Break a leg!
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Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

text.

[info]deklined
To: Lindsay van der Jagt

Hope you're having a fabulous vacation. Meanwhile, whore fairy is busy making herself look like a complete tool.
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

text.

[info]hiswidowedbride
To: A. Kline, L. Shipton, and L. Van der Jagt

(1) new picture message )
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Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

[info]deklined
TO: Lindsay Van der Jagt

Are you ok? What happened? Do you need someone?
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Friday, March 19th, 2010

emails.

[info]deklined
TO: "Maxwell Mackenzie", "Avery Peabody", "Eve Peabody", "Naomi Richards", "Liz Shipton", "Lindsay Van der Jagt"
SUBJECT: Next Week

Spring break is finally here, and ever since I've been in NY I haven't let myself get away for a break, but I've decided that as a senior, I ought to let myself have a bit of fun. So, I will be heading to DC on Sunday for the next week.

Anyway, I'll have my phone with me. So you'll still be able to get in touch with me.

Try to keep the city riot-free while I'm gone! ;)

Love,
Aubrey

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TO: "Liz Shipton"
SUBJECT: Stalking Schlottmann

TELL me you're getting to come, too?! We just have to try and get an interview. Plus, you know I need you at my side in DC. I'll be lost without you.

Love,
Aubrey
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Thursday, March 18th, 2010

text.

[info]heirofann
TO: Lindsay, Aubrey, Naomi

Good god it's like they do my work for me.
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max and aubrey fail at sex.

[info]deklined
WHO: Aubrey Klein and Maxwell Mackenzie
WHAT: re: title: or maybe just Max does.
WHERE: Max and Prudence's apartment, District 5
WHEN: Evening of March 17, 2029
RATING: PWP, and I don't mean password-protected. ;)

What were the chances we'd be sharing love before the night was through... )
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Monday, March 15th, 2010

Match.Com Profile for Aubrey Kline

[info]according2sal
Match.Com Profile for Aubrey Kline. Find Your Match Today! )
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