Detroit District Raiding Practices To Possibly Be Countered By Class-Action Lawsuit
As Deadline Approaches, River-Area Refugees Scramble For Living Space Out East: “NEW YORK, NY. With the 31st approaching fast, the Big Apple -- and many other cities across the Seaboard -- are becoming increasingly crowded...”
Skype Reports Server Upgrades, Yet International Call Reliability Continues To Plummet
REGIONAL:
Bedbug Outbreak In NYC Spreads To Upstate New York
Five-Year-Old Hurt in District 4 Hit-And-Run
NYPD Unsure If Public Art Vandals Connected To Anonymous Summer Bombing Campaign
SCIENCE AND HEALTH:
Brain Cells Created From Skin Cells: "NEW YORK, NY. By creating brain cells from a small sample of human skin, scientists have shown that stem cells can be used to model a diverse range of inherited disorders..."
International Recall Of 1 Day Biomedics Contact Lenses By Johnson & Johnson
NASA Probe Discovers Series Of Earth-Sized Planets, Have Hope To Discover Proof Of Atmosphere And Water “Soon”
TECHNOLOGY:
Are Submarine Cars In Our Future?: “DETROIT, MI. With the hovercar revolutionizing the American driving landscape in 2029, gearheads in Motor City are wondering where to next? One engineer’s answer: underwater...”
Relaunch of “Crysis” Series To Involve Prop Wall For Holo-Parkour Stunts
Inventor Found Dead In Home After Laboratory Test Gone Terribly Awry
Glitter-Pop Up-And-Coming Kasablanquea Jones Slated To Be “Next Lady Gaga,” Expected To Sweep 2030 Grammy Awards
Successes Of 'Almost At The Emmys' Contest Prompts Golden Globes To Allow Fans To Compete For Holochatting Spots In January
SPORTS AND LEISURE:
Emmy Announcer Clare Facey Goes From Zero To Hero After News Of Backstage Matchmaking and Peace-Mongering Breaks
Female Wrestler Tiana el Fuego Dies Unexpectedly At Home After Sudden Relapse Of Complications From Radiation Sickness At Age 43
Motown Menace Manager Rod Fortunato Caught In Middle Of Prostitution Scandal
CLASSIFIEDS:
FRANCOPHONE? CHERCHONS BABYSITTER, PRÉCEPTEUR DE FRANÇAIS: “Bonjour! Nous cherchons une personne francophone pour chercher notre petite fille de 9 ans à l’école une ou deux fois par semaine, jouer avec elle, et l’aider à lire et écrire en français...”
NEW CONTACTS -2.50 and -2.75 biomedics - $30: “5 unopened Bomedics 55 UV blocking contacts at -2.75 (BC 8.6) (Expires 2016/06) and 5 unopened Biomedics UV blocking contacts at -2.50 (BC 8.6) Expires 2016/01). Will ship all 10 new contacts for $30 (shipping included) will ship 5 contacts for $15 (shipping included). My prescription got worse and I can't wear these anymore!”
Pot, sex, Indescretion, LOL - 53 (Yonkers): “Lol, actually none of that is true. I am just attracted to U.S. Customs agents, former or current and thought it would be funny to post an ad like that. Me, a rather boring, employed attractive woman who is going to school full time and is just trying to liven up her life. LOL ”