Vocal Protests at NYU Garner Visual Results: "NEW YORK, NY. In a press release sent out this morning, the New York University Board of Directors announced its intent to hold a Campus Hall Meeting on Wednesday evening to discuss student concerns with the University's budget crisis..." [MONDAY]
Police Officer Shoots Man Armed With Knife in District 3
Skating Enthusiasts Celebrate Refurbishing of Skate Park at Pier 62
SCIENCE AND HEALTH:
Scientists Challenge "Breakthrough" on Fossil Skeleton
Cosmetic Genetic Therapy Expected to Receive Approval by July 2029: "SILVER SPRING, MD. Ever wanted blue eyes without the contacts? Curly hair without the perms? The ability to run like Kenyans? If the pioneers of cosmetic genetics have anything to do with it, the Food and Drug Administration will have aesthetic genetic enhancements -- injections of replacement DNA to perfect one's teeth, complexion, or waistline -- okayed for general consumption by the public by this summer."
Experimental Fashion Teeth Replacements Under Recall After "LASERGRILLZ" Brand Tooth Caps Wreak Havoc
TECHNOLOGY:
Tenth Annual Robotic Chess Tournament Anticipates Upset from New Tech Rival
Canon to Premiere First Holographic Camera Open to Public Consumption by Winter 2029
Orchestra Hero 7 To Debut Full-Sized String Instrument Controls
ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT:
World War Z Sweeps 83rd Annual Tony Awards, Including Best Choreography and Best Musical
Season Finale of Galaxy Blasters! Boasts Record Number of Viewers: "Showing surprising popularity among young audiences, the first season of the space-fantasy series has sky-rocketed to the forefront of the children's entertainment industry..."
CMA Music Festival Bans Performances Featuring Texas Pride: "NASHVILLE, TN. Once a popular theme of many country music songs, Texan pride seems to no longer have a place in the genre. Songs like 'God Bless Texas' and 'Amarillo By Morning' were replaced with a heavy dose of deep southern comfort and odes to the far west at this weekend's festival in Tennessee. The notoriously outspoken champions of the Lone Star State, the Dixie Chicks, who have only recently made a surprising return to the country music scene, cut their signature song, 'Wide Open Spaces,' from their setlist to the disappointment of many fans. Speculation continues as to whether the band Little Texas will maintain the name it has held since the late 1980s..."
SPORTS AND LEISURE:
United States Soccer Gets Last-Minute Okay to Chennai: "CHENNAI, INDIA. Despite missing the opening ceremonies, luck, a late placement in the group schedule, and a midnight okay by the State Department all added up to one of the most controversial plane trips in recent history. 'Never in my wildest dreams did I believe that we would be graced with this honor to represent the United States in the Beautiful Game in this post-bomb world,' team captain Nelson Etherton was reported to say during the team's first warm-ups on Indian soil on Monday morning. 'But far be it from me to look a gift horse in the mouth. We're determined to not let our nation down.'" [MONDAY]
Detroit Red Wings Win 4th Consecutive Stanley Cup
Reclusive Star Selena Gomez Seen With Kids at Private "Beyonce" Showing in Charleston
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