Edwards Entourage Slated to Arrive in Galveston for US-Texas Peace Talks by 3 PM Local Time [MONDAY]
Robotic Expedition to Begin Searching for Mineral, Petroleum Deposits in Utah and Wyoming
National Soccer Team to Argue Case to State Department for Attendance at 2029 World Cup: "WASHINGTON, D.C. In a landmark move, the United States Soccer Team is pushing the State Department to work out a deal: a temporary opening of the national borders in exchange for a month's glory at the 2029 FIFA World Cup in Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India."
REGIONAL:
2029 Dating Conference This Weekend Expected to Net Record Amounts of Revenue
Filming for New Batman Franchise to Center in Manhattan: "NEW YORK, NY. At a press conference this morning, Obelisk Entertainment announced its intentions to start shooting the as of now unnamed Batman reboot entirely in Manhattan this summer. This decision marks the first major movie to be filmed in New York since summer 2024..."
Catfish Farm Opens at World Trade Center Site
SCIENCE AND HEALTH:
NOAA: "La NiƱa Weather Patterns Mean Wet, Cool Summer for Eastern US"
New Personal Trainer App For iHolo Provides Inexpensive Alternative to Health Club Fitness
Biochemistry Lab Arcadia Foods to Release Beta Version of Synthetic Chocolate in July
TECHNOLOGY:
Electron Netting Technology Revolutionizing the Pest Extermination Industry
Movie Electrochip System to Phase Out Blu-ray by 2035
Sickbook to Combine Best of Facebook and WebMD Applications
ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT:
"Bootylicious: The Salacious Saga of Beyonce Knowles" Tops Weekend Box Office
"Marmaduke VII" Completes Filming in St. Louis
"West Side Story" To Get Possible Modern-Day Makeover in Revival Talks: "NEW YORK, NY. Seventeen years after the close of the last Broadway reinterpretation of a Bernstein favorite, renowned director Christian Rudasill is looking into giving the age-old tale of the Sharks versus the Jets a 2029 twist..."
SPORTS AND LEISURE:
Lindsay Lohan Gets Dissed by The Situation... Again
Rachael Ray Angry Over "Good Housekeeping" Cover Candidly Displaying Her Aging Facade
Annual Hand-Fishing Tournament In St. Louis to Go Off Without a Hitch: "ST. LOUIS, MO. Noodling enthusiasts from across the country are descending upon the banks of the Mississippi to partake in one of the strangest methods of catfish harvesting: doing so by hand."
CLASSIFIEDS:
Lonely Lover Lad Longing for Luscious Ladies: "A girlfriend changes everything: the way things taste, the way things smell. Why don't we stay in tonight and have a candlelight dinner for... well, that's up to you. Call me at 555-2222."
Authentic Dallas Cowboys Football Up 4 Sale W/Case: "Tony Dorsett Authentic Signed Football w/ etched Case. Have certificate for it. Email if interested please. Trying to sell to help buy fishing boat. Thanks."
Self Help Collection - Set of 18 Books - $35 (Flushing): "This is an interesting, informative, fun collection of 18 books - some are hard cover, some are soft cover. All are in excellent condition. Includes recent bestsellers: THE TIPPING POINT, THE 4-HOUR WORKWEEK and OUTLIERS. If interested, please email Sharon ASAP. Cash only, please."