Am I a selfish bitch? Because couch guy? Is laying guilt on me because I won't be his girlfriend and hold hands and sing in the park. WTF. I knew the couch was bad news. I sent it back.
To: Thomas Ernaut
So I know you're probably not going to want to go get a drink with me, but can I bring a drink to you?
To: Cam Beckett
I am sending your couch back. There should be some Haitians with it later today if they don't pawn it.