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[05 Apr 2010|07:17am] |
TO: Yaya Agrawal FROM: Jay Lokesh
theyd better have a goddamn good reason for why it didnt go out as scheduled
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[05 Apr 2010|01:46pm] |
[Subject] Re: Nude Models Wanted.
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More information, please? -Olive D.
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[05 Apr 2010|03:37pm] |
TO: D Dodge
Where'd u go
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[05 Apr 2010|04:48pm] |
TO: Thomas Ernaut FROM: Cody Williams
Hey Tommy let me ask you something when was the last time you were on a date??
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RSS FEED: From The New York Times Online (Evening Edition) |
[05 Apr 2010|08:36pm] |
Department of Interior Panel Declares US Habitation Border To Be Officially East of Mississippi River By MALLORY C. REISING Published: 5 April 2029
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a morning press conference, Chief Information Officer Jamie Corbett confirmed the Department of the Interior’s decision to finalize the habitation border of the United States of America on the eastern side of the Mississippi River, thereby indirectly issuing an edict to thousands of Americans in Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, western Louisiana, and western Minnesota to evacuate. The decision was reached after the findings of last week’s National Fallout Congress were released over the weekend.
Reasons cited as a major cause for the ruling included elevated levels of uranium in multiple soil test points along major port cities along the Mississippi, as well as air quality and water purity readings taken from September 2027 until January 2029. It is expected that citizens Saint Paul, Minnesota and Baton Rouge, Louisiana will be allowed to maintain their residency despite being on either side of the river due to their status as the seat of government in what remains of the states after the new boundaries are drawn. It is also rumored that New Orleans will also be granted reprieve, although finalized sources on this point have been difficult to obtain as of deadline.
By the noon hour, pundits and the everyman alike had something to say on the decision, calling the ruling everything from “a grand move for public safety” to a reckless bid to sacrificing the rights of the common landowner at the expense of an increasingly Koetke-esque agenda. As of 7:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Secretary of the Interior Tabatha Schlottmann was unavailable for comment.
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[05 Apr 2010|11:35pm] |
WHO: Olive Dorough and Luke Quinn WHERE: Subway station, District 1 WHEN: Tuesday afternoon WHAT: Olive received a call from the NYPD: she needs to identify a body they believe is Frieda Cohensen. Luke is told to accompany her, and they run into trouble in the Subway afterward. RATING: R
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