Shipton vs Schlottmann: Redux (heirofann) wrote in mnhttnprjct, @ 2010-03-25 00:54:00 |
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Manuella, this is Liz Shipton of the Liz Shipton Hour. Remember me? For all that you're good for, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't, even though you helped do promotion for the charity dinner we did for the Edwards campaign in September, because the level of your incompetence is staggering. Do you not know how to handle the publicity concerning a minor medical mishap? The last thing that Lindsay needs right now is slander splashed all over the headlines of Entertainment Tonight, and if she weren't in the hospital right now, she'd be taking care of this for herself, but as she's incapacitated and Blaine Markland is a prick who is nearly as useless as you are, this is left to me. Take care of this mess, give Mary Hart the fucking smackdown she deserves and if you do it hard enough, hopefully she'll finally keel over and die, I'm sure there's only so much silicone keeping her alive. And I'm going to forward you a link to a two bit gossip blogger's website, he calls himself Chanel, whatever the fuck that means, and he's half as flaming as you are. Threaten to sue him for libel or you'll be hearing from Lindsay's lawyer. I'm sure there's something in your contract you've violated, and she's not paying you by the hour for you to sit around doing nothing when there's an image crisis going on. I'm in the District this week, and you'd better be glad because I get a lot angrier in person, Manuella. Now get off your ass and do your job. |