James snorted, trying to cover his surprise -- Teddy was snogging who?!
"You'll find out with everyone else," James assured, taking the high road this time and resolutely ignoring the nickname. "And I just wanted to share my fame with someone less talented than myself. It's too bad no one was brave enough to come along."
And they called themselves Gryffindors!
That bit about Teddy, though... Now that he considered it, it seemed the perfect diversion to put into the letter to keep all of the unwanted attention and wrath of his mum from him!