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Harley Quinn (jesterette) wrote in mirage_rpg,
@ 2008-07-29 16:46:00

Entry tags:

complete, day 9, harley quinn, joker

Who: Harley Quinn and The Joker
What: Harley finds out she isn't the only one living in her room. And the Joker finally gets his Blonde.
Where: Harley and Joker's Room.
When: 11:30 P.M. Day Nine.
Rating: PG-13--Subject to Change
Status: COMPLETE

How strange it is.. that at night sound itself is very elaborated and very much more distinct and loud. When the sun falls beneath the horizon, certain things quiet down while when voice or a simple slam of the door can sound much much louder. The Hurricane for example. That was the only thing Harley Quinn could hear, as she sort of dawdled along the extremely lengthy empty hallway towards her new room. She felt the floor beneath her vibrate from how the winds and rain were literally throwing and tossing itself against the building.. She can hear creaks and shakes.. and rumbles and it sounded as if the building was being tossed around in a dryer.

It was also very late.. and the halls certainly felt eerie at this time.. The blonde herself made her separate ways with her good friend, Pamela Isley.. They've just spent the day getting to know the resort and the planet.. and above all eating.. After being held in an insane asylum for a period of time, the food never tasted so incredible. But the time has come to wind down and the gal was ready to sleep in a comfortable bed for once. Pamela already made it to her room now, and Harley was now all by herself watching the numbers on the doors as she casually walked to make sure she does not miss hers.

Not to mention.. the girl was soaked. Who would imagine an escape mental patient would dare to fight through the most harsh of rains and winds to have a little fun and eat. Only Harleen. She looked like a wet mop.. with her drenched blonde straight strands clinging to the skin alongside her cheeks and neck.. knowing well her mascera is running.. She very much did not care really. Who was she trying to impress at 11:30 at night anyway? Every so often, a few people would pass her by who were also retiring to their rooms.. She would notice their eyes looking at her.. It was really starting to get irritating.. When the next person walked past her and stopped in their tracks to give her a shocking expression; the jester stopped in her own tracks as well and snapped!

"Ya better keep walkin' if ya know what's good for ya!!" She suddenly shouted.. making a very distinct echo in the long halls. The person quickened his pace in the other direction, infact ran really.. Harley couldn't help but grin at the pathetic person, then she continued to walk to find her room. Her black shiny leather jacket didn't help much.. She was a dripping mess. Feeling the water sloshing in her shoes and in between her toes..

This was also the first time she and Pamela haven't really.. been together. They have been cell-mates for quite some time.. now they have rooms of their own. Talk about separation anxiety. Harley would have it more than anyone. It really made her wish that her dimented clown was around. Tomorrow is a new day though.. and Harley never stayed depressed for too long either. She always found a way to be happy again.

She finally stopped at her door.. taking out her key from her soakened pocket.. and slid it into the slot. She turned the knob and pushed the door open.. the first thing she noticed despite the loudness outside, she heard something else.. was it snoring? Fairly loud.. She stepped inside.. closed the door and turned on the light to what was a replica to the secret lair of where her and her boss stayed. Harley at first suspected that some other person broke into her room.

"Ya picked the wrong room to crash in, pal!" She said loud enough for whoever was sleeping to possibly hear but it all depended on if the person was a light or heavy sleeper... walking towards the bedroom slowly and cautiously.. she picked up her Popgun resting on an end table nearby to possibly scare him off.. Making her direction towards one side of this bed.. getting close enough to try and identify this person. When she started to recognize the distinct features of the legendary clown prince that she undyingly was devoted to, a big wide smile came upon her face and she accidently pulled the trigger to her popgun due to the excitement!

"PUDDIN'!?" She called loudly and at the same time when her popgun came off; the way she screamed out it may have almost broken an eardrumb. The cork that bursted from her gun shot smack dab directly in the middle of his forehead. It scared her a little some and caused her to jumped and quickly dropped the gun from her hands.. She couldn't believe it.. it was really him.

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thekillerjoke
2008-07-29 04:46 pm UTC (link)

The world of dreams was grand place and the Joker was no stranger in that beautiful world. At the moment, he found himself seated by the edge of a beach with a beautiful blond by his side. The area was so peaceful, the sun was blazing don on them, the wind was refreshing-- unlike the hurricane he had appeared in that day. Sometime while he was watching the place his companion brought a glass of wine to his lips.

"Why thank you my dear!" He exclaimed as he let her give him something to drink feeling like a prince while he eyed what the merciful gods had given her physically. The Joker heaved a sigh, this was the life. Unfortunetly, it was all a dream.

Back in his bedroom, the wind was roaring, the walls were shaking and Harley had just entered screaming in the top of his lungs. Wether Morpheus considered it a joke or not, an image of Harley appeared in his dream as her long shout frightened him-- she had found him out!

"Oh Harley, she was bribing me with her God given talents-" he began to exclaim pushign the wine holding woman away from him as a new sensation entered his paradise: pain. It wasn't any type of pain, it felt real. It wasn't until the throbbing began that Joker finally opened his eyes in shock to see Harley standing before him, his head throbbing menacingly.

"What the devil-- oww! HARLEY!" He shouted enrage as he sat up in bed holding his head while he fell back in agony. Of all the blonds in this world....it just had to be her...

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jesterette
2008-07-29 06:30 pm UTC (link)

Harley winced when she heard the loud angry shout of her name coming from his harsh voice..

"Oh My gawd, Mista-Jay.. I am SO sorry I thought you was someone else!"

She really could not contain herself.. it was impossible for this blonde to even bottle up her big emotions. She, with her drenched attire went and leaned.. bringing those arms around him tightly in a strong affectionate embrace..!!

"I thought I'd nevah see you again!" Her sapphire blue eyes were already filled with tears of joy..!! She held that hug for quite some time until he was fed up from her clinging onto him. Especially when she was all wet. Her single hand then went over his forehead where the cork hit him... her thumb gently attempting to rub the pain away. Who knows if it helped. "Poor thing, Ya didn't deserve a beatin' like that. I'm lovin' this planet already, Puddin'.. It got me away from Arkham and it got me you..!" She couldn't help but pull him into another hug.. this time her lips kissed upon his pastey pale cheek.. several times. Oblivious that she was putting all sorts of hell through him right now.

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thekillerjoke
2008-07-30 03:19 pm UTC (link)

Oh the nerve of having such an annoyance in his life! How he wished she had stayed up locked up in that asylum for the rest of his life -- it would solve one of headaches he was now feeling. He moaned in disgust as her dripping slef laid all his bet sheets soaked and damped. The clinging and the rubbing had gotten the best of him.

"That's enough Harley!" He sent a hand her way firmly gripping her face as he pushed her off of him with a great force.

ugh, he thought as he clambered out of bed to be in a white muscle shirt and purple plaid boxers, I wasn't expecting her. Honestly, how could he begin a new rein when Harley was there, she almost always found a way to shoot whatever clever plan he came up with and this time... he wasn't going to share. Joker made up his mind to come up with some way of ridding himself of her later but in the mean time he would have to endure.

"You've made my bed sheets soaked Harley... I hope you feel high and dandy about yourself." He scolded as he brushed himself off and fixed his hair.

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jesterette
2008-07-30 10:00 pm UTC (link)

Harley then took realization.. yeah she was all wet.. and oh my, she was a mess. She slipped off her black trenchcoat letting it fall where-ever she stood.. and trotted her way towards the nearest mirror..

"Forget about the bedsheets, I look like a train wreck!" She did the best she could to wipe away the black smudges in the corners of her eyes from her mascera.. Even went ahead to do something dampened hair.. but what was the point? She kicked off her heels.. which were filled with water.. she even picked one up and saw the droplets fall.. peeling away her dampened socks.. Doing this all standing up so she was pretty much performing a balancing act infront of her boss. She started to speak to him once more while she was changing out of her wet clothes and into her sleepwear.. peeling away her thin red teeshirt.. to expose herself in her red laced bra with little black hearts sewn along the lining.. then attempting to squeeze out of her wet denim.. if anyone has ever tried to remove wet jeans it can be tricky.. but she managed to do it.. leaving her with matching panties as well.

"Ya know. The couch isn't so wet. And it looks like it's built for two.." She gave him a mischievous grin and a simple little wink while she walked over to her closet and pulled out a red satin nightie.. and slipped over her slender sleek physique. She walked back towards him.. her arms encircling around his neck.. but maybe not for long.. due to his inability to stand her..

"Ivy's here too ya know.. I was just tellin' her how we needed to turn this place around.. Bring a little chaos in this thing called order they have in here ya know?" She smiled.. her hand stroking along his jawline..

"And I know, my puddin' always has a few tricks up his sleeve..am I right?" Her smile grew bigger.. the excitement was empowering her as usual. She would do several handsprings if she wanted to right now. But it was late.. and even a nutjob needed to tone it down a notch.

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thekillerjoke
2008-08-01 09:22 am UTC (link)

"Oh good," He replied dully to her rather excited attitude as he made his way towards the window catching a few glimpses of his Harlequin physique. Yes, she was indeed a beauty-- but a pain to boot. He could have given his 'sweetums' a welcome that would leave her sleeping till Thursday but he just wasn't in the mood. He had been having the most glorious dream.

"I was having the most fabulous of dreams Harley: the perfect plan to make this world burn to the ground!" The Joker went on ignoring her completely, the incident with the bed sheets long gone from his mind as visions of future plans formulated in his mind. "Oh it was magnificent! There's fireworks everywhere, a gigantic ferris wheel of doom -- and the hatter... I need to speak to him soon."

During his little speech, he had made his way towards the window with the airs of some holy person finding the answers to life. His feet moved slowly like if he were floating and his eyes were wide. At the mention of the Hatter, he went back to his ill mood and fell on the bed with crossed legs and a hand rubbing his chin.

He would have to find a way, somehow, to get everything built and laid out for. Plans had to be arranged, people had to be considered... point was Joker was going to have a long week. Of course; like always, he didn't want Harley to interfere with his moment of glory so hopefully Red would become useful by getting Harley out of his hair.

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jesterette
2008-08-01 02:14 pm UTC (link)

"The Hatter?!" Harley heard him say.. She was certain she had heard that name before.. Regardless of his name.. she already didn't like him. "Like we need more psychos in this joint..?" She said with a snooty attitude and out of jealousy.. She noticed by the way he needed to speak to him.. that this Hatter fellow was tickling his fancy, when that really should be her job.. Harley watched him take a look out the window.. witnessing him and listening to his little speech of his dream and destruction.. and falling into his schemeing state-of-mind.. Then she noticed him walk away from that very window and fall back onto that dampened bed. Harley.. quickly pulled away the wet sheets before he fell knowing well that was the last thing he'd wanted to feel.

"This place has everything! I know they have spares around..." Harley walked towards a nearby closet and sure enough, there were some perfectly folded sheets and an extra comforter.. She pulled them out.. unwrapping the comforter.. then tossing it up into the air letting it float down and over the clown prince. She herself crawled on that very same bed.. towards his head.. her small fingers weaving through that greasy green tinted hair.. then the very tips of her fingers started to massage his pastey temples..

"Let's face it, Mista-Jay.. I am not the sharpest tool in the chest.. maybe not even the brightest crayon. But I know what it takes to calm ya down.." Still oblivious that she was the root of his misery.. But she couldn't possibly.. because if she was then she would have been killed a long time ago. "So this dream you was havin'.. Are we gonna make that into a reality? Anything to make ya happy.."

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thekillerjoke
2008-08-01 03:34 pm UTC (link)

"In time, my dear Harley, all in due time." He replied to her question calming down some at her massaging. She sure had the hands to make him feel wanted. before he knew it, he was falling into her lap where he laid there taking in her comfort. How many times had he spared her life because of her small little tricks? Little did anyone know that deep inside that demented mind there was still a piece of the old Jack who actually cared for his admirer.

His eyes closed for a bit as his chest rose slowly with every calming breath he took, the meeting outside had actually drained him. Curse that hurricane!

"It isn't the mad Hatter from our town, it's another... says he comes from Wonderland. The Devil knows what the mad bloke is talking about however-" he brought an index finger into the air as his red lips turned into a cynical grin, "he has offered me a good time of the place. Imagine it! He's got a few tricks up his sleeve."

He would have gotten up to show her that little gadget the Hatter had presented to him but he was to at peace, he liked the attention.

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jesterette
2008-08-01 05:38 pm UTC (link)

"Oh-Why don'tcha just go marry him already.." She pushed her fingers harsher within his temples when she said that..meaning to apply a painful pressure on him.. Then after several seconds she lightened her pressure again.. There was some serious jealousy coming out of her tone.. Harley Quinn was very much a character.. and a person with exagerrated emotions. When she is happy.. she is overly happy.. and when she's angry.. let's say you do not want to go there. Well well.. Love is a battlefield.. and she sure isn't gonna lose this one.

"By the way you're talkin about him.. Sounds like he's been hittin' it up on the 'shrooms." She said with a little tickled laugh bursting through her very own lips.. amused by how she can connect the whole Alice in Wonderland and Drug Usage.. Kudos for her coming up with that. "Okay Okay so he gots some tricks. Sounds like he's been around this place longer too. I guess it could help to have a tour guide." A hand skimmed through his hair again.. then she slipped her hands down along his shoulders.. to give those muscles a bit a massage.. her hands digging within his skin.. applying the perfect pressure points; and did it extra hard due to her frustration on how he marveled this Hatter character..

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thekillerjoke
2008-08-02 06:38 pm UTC (link)

"Gah!"

The Joker went flying upwards as what small pleasure he had begun to feel turned into pain. He quickly turned to face Harley with a confused glance as he tried to rub his shoulders.

"Don't get your brain in a bundle," he muttered waving her away as he sat there once more making sure she didn't try to touch him again, his annoyance returning, "Perhaps he is a bit mad but surely he could be a good asset to my plans." The Joker passed a hand down his face heaving a sigh of dissapointment.

Alas, Joker felt that Harley could never really understand him. How could she? She didn't know what everything was like-- she was still lost in that same old carpet ride. But things were serious, people had to die and allies must be taken up. He was to blind to see that it was Jealousy that was making Harley so devastated that he simply took it as a mutinous behavior. He would have too keep a closer eye on her.

"Imagine our own wonderland Harley, a Wonderland right here in this world." He stood up pointing at the floor with every syllable he said as if he were talking to some child. "Now in this Wonderland there's rides, food stands, and even games! But--"

His hands stretched out and came back together as a flower appeared out of the blue- without any sleeves to hide it. "The rides are murderous, the games are infinitismal and the food- well, a bit of laughing toxic wouldn't hurt anyone, would it?" His grin spread across his lips.

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jesterette
2008-08-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)

Harley casually listened to him... sitting back up against the head board.. slipping an overly exposed leg over the other.. she herself raised a single hand in a puppet gesture sort of mocking the way he continued to speak about this Mad Hatter.. But then he started to speak of having their own Wonderland.. she raised a thin brow; and dropped her hand back down.. a smirk curving the very corner of her lips.. Each word he describe.. she began to crawl from her spot from the bed and across towards the standing Joker.. The way he mentioned the wonderland turning into a world of destruction.. it really got her intrigued.. Once she was on the very edge of the bed.. almost about to fall as her attention was clearly and fully onto him by her way her body language outreaching for him.

"And the entertainment.. We'll blow 'em away!" She suddenly leapt from the edge of the bed and jumped into his very arms.. her own arms encircling back around his neck.. this time those legs were clinging fully around his lower torso.. "You're a Genius, Puddin'..! I stick to the best for a reason ya know." She grinned.. a single index finger stroking along under his chin.. "Red's gonna sprout daisies when she hears about this..--Taking over this place? Peice of Cake.. we already got us some Slaves.. They're rock solid too.. if ya catch my drift."

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thekillerjoke
2008-08-03 08:08 pm UTC (link)

"No, no no!" He growled angrily trying to keep himself from falling backwards as Harley literally pounced on him taking a hold after he settled his balance just right. He heaved an annoyed sigh but still, he needed Harley for a few things-- more like a scape goat.

"You're little Red can't find out, precious." He said in a rather threatening voice. He didn't mean to sound so murderous because he knew Harley would get scared off so he simply cleared his throat and flashed her a toothy grin laughing casually as if nothing happened. "Don't you want to make it a surprise? Just think of their faces when they venture forth into our Wonderland of mayhem!"

In all honesty, Red would probably stop his rather macabre planned. Joker was actually aiming of ridding himself of her through this ride along with the rest. Don't get him wrong, a fellow citizen of Gotham deserved a superb ending-- he would make sure to add something she would die for.

He continued to hold her as he paced whispering into her ear now trying not to qiunce at how hard she held him, "You can't tell Ivy or anyone, got it?"

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jesterette
2008-08-03 11:57 pm UTC (link)

Harley looked at him with a bit of a shock.. her mouth dropped.. Harley has never ever kept any secrets from her best friend.. Pamela has been there for her through thick and the thinnest!!

"B-B-But.." Then he interrupted her while he continued to speak.. soon then mentioning how it is supposed to be some sort of surprise.. Now she was leaning more into this whole secret scheme. She dropped herself to stand on her own feet.. having a small debate in her mind whether she can truly keep a secret.. But she was loyal to the Joker, through and through. And she will abide by his commands. "Ya got it, Boss. It'll be like I know nuthin'." She returned to sit herself back into that bed.. curling her slender legs close to her body.. she gave herself a light yawn before she spoke again, lightly patting the mattress..

"Ya look exausted, Puddin' come to bed. Also, what role will I be playin' in this Mayhem a yours?? And don't make me another one a' those sitting ducks again, that's how I got tossed in the slammer."

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thekillerjoke
2008-08-05 10:15 am UTC (link)

Darn, he thought silently to himself as Harley guessed his game. Oh well, there will be another chance to trick her out of her stockings...

"Well, I must say I have been rather impressed by your theatrical skills," he went on lifting his hands up to form a square like some camera as he peered through the gap in the middle. "Every show needs a main event, and what's a Wonderland without an Alice to tumble down the rabbit whole?" His grin was stretching as he stuck out his tongue between his tooth as if concentrating on taking her a picture.

"It will be glamorous indeed! You'll appear on a pedestal, wave at the newcomers and then SWOOSH!" He exclaimed bringing his right hand like some airplane falling downward into an abyss. "You'll go rolling down, and down until finally-"

His hands were going to show her being splattered on the pavement below but he quickly moved his hands behind his back, his face only showing a smile. No need to give her all the details after all, she was smart to know when he was using her.

"Until finally, you appear amongst over grown flowers and such... you know how the story goes."

The Joker gave an accomplished sigh and stretched heaving a yawn. "Perhaps your right Harley dear, a much needed rest is definitely in order." He moved towards the bed again lying down on his side of the bed. "Oh you changed the sheets....how wonderful..."

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jesterette
2008-08-06 11:45 pm UTC (link)

"That's all really excitin' an all.. But where's there part where I start makin' fireworks. Ya know make things go boom?" Harley said after listening to his ever so wonderous plan which sounded more like a distraction for Harley to do rather than a real terrorizing job. But Harley stuck with it.. and went along with it. But she knows one thing; she always loved to make a good performance.

"Ya wanna talk about it when I can keep my eyes open?" Harley was too tired to even argue with him about his crazy theme park idea.. She smiled releasing a gentle yawn. She had a nice long.. wet day. The tuckered out blonde snuggled her way up close to him. And for once there came a silence.. Well sort of.. She still could hear the roaring winds and rains. Especially when it ratted and tatted their windows..

"I missed ya so much, Puddin'..!" She said as and arm came around to squeeze him in a final embracing hug then released.. She felt whole again knowing he was close by.. Even after being held in Solitary Confinement.. despite the fact that her best friend Pamela was there; she missed her man. And there was nothing.. not a Mad Hatter or some strange Planet anomaly is going to keep her mitts away from him this time.

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thekillerjoke
2008-08-07 05:32 pm UTC (link)

Joker couldn't do much anymore, he could heave a sigh and let Harley do whatever she wished, remember, he was probably going to kill her soon -- might as give her the comfort she wants these few days. He was lying down now looking up at the ceiling, his hands nicely planted over hi stomach and an anxious look was creeping into his face.

"Oh all right, all right. I suppose a nap won't do us harm...." he said his voice faltering as it went.

He didn't mind having Harley here at the moment, he felt that same exhaustion he had felt when he first stepped into the room and realized everything was ready and set for him to pass out. He turned on his side and yawned, tomorrow would surely be another day.

"Oh now come on Harley, don't make me bite you." he said in response to her comment about missing him. He simply turned on his side and closed his eyes picturing that same grotesque Wonderland of his.

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