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as_y0u_wish ([info]as_y0u_wish) wrote in [info]mirage_rpg,
@ 2008-07-27 14:53:00

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Entry tags:complete, day 9, sonya blade, westley

Not in Florin anymore...
Who: The Dread Pirate Roberts and OTA
What: Arrival
Where: In the Woods outside the resort
When: noonish; Day 9
Rating: PG-13, just to be safe
Status: COMPLETE

The sound of raucus laughter filled the ears of the Dread Pirate Roberts as he stared down the Sicilian 'Mastermind', lightly setting the glass of wine down in front of him on the tray. It'd been, from the beginning, a battle of wits, and Roberts had challenged his opponent to guess which goblet he'd put the odorless, tastless poison into. Now having emptied his glass and watched the other man do the same, Roberts watched in silence, his face mostly covered by a mask so that there was nothing that was betrayed by him as the Sicilian went on laughing, almost lauding his victory.

Which was startlingly unfortunate for the Sicilian, as he wasn't victorious at all. Roberts waited calmly for the poison to take effect, watching as the moment of sheer clarity dawned on him in fierce horror that his body was dying. The laughter didn't stop however, and for a split second the pirate was afraid he had miscalculated until suddenly the man in front of him dropped dead as a doornail like a lifeless puppet. It would have been more of a shame to kill him if he'd indeed been the slightest bit of a decent person, though as he was not there was little shame in actually having done the deed. He was a pirate, after all. Most of the towns in Europe would shudder in memory of him, and in Florin there was a rather deep fear that ran through the populace at the mention of his name. Which was how he preffered it really, for once a pirate loses his reputation, well...

"And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned." The princess across from him said, breaking his line of concentration, as the pirate before her got up, took the knife that Vezinni, as the man had referred to himself, had been holding to Buttercup's throat. For a brief moment he considered questioning her right here and now, for even though she looked far more lovely than the last time he'd seen her, there was a bitter anger that welled up in his chest like a black monster each time he looked upon her perfect face.

She had, after all, betrayed their vows of love, and despite the fact that he'd spent the past years doing whatever it had taken to survive, promised herself to another at the first sign of his possible death. At first it had been alright, of course, the anger over the news had provided the motivation for some deliriously brutal plundering, looting, and all around badness that the Dread Pirate Roberts hadn't been seen doing in years. But as time drew on the squeels of overly rich merchants had grown stale, and writing angsty poetry had seemed pointless, and with one thing being another Roberts had decided that he finally needed an answer for himself, face to face... or well, mask.

"They were both poisoned." he said dryly as he moved behind her and effortlessly cut the ropes that bound her. Even as angry as he was, he didn't want to see her in pain and it looked from the sour look on her face as if she were trying to hold in the fact that her ropes were tied too tightly. It was much the same look she'd given her father when he'd told her that she wasn't skilled enough to do something and she would try it anyway. Exasperating and yet deliriously cute at the same time. "I spent the last few years building up immunity to iocaine powder."

... and that was when the world went dark.

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His head resting upon the bark of a tree, beneath the mask the eyes of the Man in Black snapped open, and he sat up with a start. The weather was rather warm, but the air that blew across his face was cool and somewhat comforting. It might have been more so, if it weren't for the fact that he was, in all probability, quite actually dead. Raising a hand to his chin he pondered on the events that had happened, weighing each and every detail in his mind. He was rather certain that he'd measured out the amount of iocaine perfectly. In fact he could have sworn that he could handle at least twice that much.

"Well my friend..." he said to himself. "Let's take stock of the situation, shall we? You managed to best a giant in a match of strength, a world class swordsman in a battle of blades, and out strategize a Sicilian only to wind up dead because of the fact that someone either laced your poison with another poison, or you overdosed yourself. The woman you loved and sought to kidnap and reveal yourself to, is now in fact free, probably giving your dead body a good kick at this moment before prancing back to her royal husband to be, who is actually one of the more glorious asses in all of Florin."

Standing up, he looked around at his surroundings. It was a woodsy area, which had a cool breeze which blew lightly across his face as he surveyed the distance. It looked alot like the place he'd come from, except there was no Fire Swamp in sight, which meant that he'd not been knocked out... but probably killed.

"On the up side, heaven appears to be a nice woodsy place, I haven't been stripped naked and given a harp, and I still have my rapier..." he said as he put his hand on it. "Well, as there's no sign of St. Peter to be seen, I suppose I'll pick a direction and hope very dearly I've not wound up in purgatory for peeking on a nun while changing when I was a boy..."

And he'd not taken more than one step before a giant gust of wind nearly knocked him off of his feet and left him clinging to a tree, as they began to sway back and forth. Being a Pirate he knew well enough to read the weather that this was a bad sign. "Hm... looking more like purgatory by the moment... that's rather unfortunate..." Meanwhile the room key B200 began to glow... not that anyone would likely be coming out in a brewing storm for him.



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[info]sharpasablade
2008-07-28 06:21 am UTC (link)
Sonya had awoken that morning and taken a good look out the window when she decided she would forego the usual early morning jog. It was kind of morning that made a person just want to stay in bed and pull the covers over their head. Sonya couldn’t allow herself such a luxury though and dragged her ass out of bed, got dressed, grabbed some extra clothes and headed to the gym. If she couldn’t go for a run then she would hit the weights and work some more on her training. A few hours later after a hard workout Sonya hit the shower, changed her clothes and headed off to the kitchen for a late breakfast. Once she had finished breakfast there wasn’t a whole lot to do other than wander around the main building. Eventually the blond solider found herself in the main lobby, staring out the window at the rain swept beach.

I still can’t believe how this place has changed, she thought, staring the pane of glass. When Sonya had first arrived in Mirage she had found herself in a mountainous dude ranch and then, on eight day, that dude ranch had disappeared and was replaced with a tropical resort. How that was even possible Sonya couldn’t explain but it had put a definite damper on Sonya’s escape plans. I wonder if that’s why the resort changed appearance? She mused. Maybe this is a failsafe technique to prevent people from escaping. It was frightening idea, that the planet or whoever was controlling the planet was thinking so far ahead but it wasn’t an idea Sonya would have long to dwell on. Just then a red blinking light caught her eye in the window. At first she thought it was coming from outside but quickly realized it was reflected light coming from the key cabinet. Sonya had been here long enough to know what that meant.

“Another one? And they’re out in this weather?” The woman shook her head in disbelief, her blond pony tail swaying with the movement. She couldn’t imagine pulling another person to the planet and throwing them out in this weather. What if they had trouble finding the main building? That thought made up Sonya’s mind. “Looks like I’m playing the greeter again”, she said out loud as she walked over to grab the key and retrieve a rain jacket she had hung up earlier. A golem was coming at the same time, no doubt looking for the key but Sonya held it up to show him where it was. “That’s alright mud boy, I’ve got but maybe you could point me in the right direction?” Her first few days had taught Sonya that it was pointless to ask for a spoken answer with the stone, dirt and wood creatures. For all appearances they seemed unable to talk.

The dirt faced golem nodded once and pointed towards the woods. “Much obliged”, Sonya muttered as she pulled up her hood and headed outside to search for the newcomer.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-07-28 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Yes, this was turning into quite a squall, or possibly a hurricane, Westley realized as he was buffeted by another blast of wind, his nimble feet catching in front of himself to barely keep himself from tumbling over for perhaps the tenth time in a row. Leaving the trees wasn't exactly the best of ideas, but it seemed as if there wasn't going to be alot of options, as if the wind got much stronger it risked uprooting one of them and sending it careening into his skull. And as Westley was rather fond of his skull, it didn't seem like the sort of thing one should want to get caved in, especially by a large chunk of flying wood. And, if this were heaven or hell, that meant that dying would be certainly awkward. Maybe it was a game of chance and dying again would give him a 50/50 shot at going to heaven? Somehow Westley doubted it.

In the distance, he could see a building of some kind, though his eyes had to be decieving him. It looked far more advanced than anything in Florin. The architecture was far too good to be anything but stone cut, and yet it wasn't, it was something unlike anything he'd ever known or seen. For a moment Westley fought back the urge to mutter 'inconcievable', but thought better of it and instead began to wander towards the building, even as the wind picked up further. Regardless of where he was, it was going to be better inside than out, even if he'd magically been transported to Atlantis or somewhere similar. Wouldn't that be ironic if somehow he'd come just before the whole place was going to sink...

And then, before him, he could see a hooded figure start to wander out amongst the winds, causing him to pause. It was now when he would see if these people were hostile, or if they would look at him with some type of bewilderment. For his part, he played the part of the Dread Pirate Roberts. Clearly, he would need to start rebuilding his name here, getting a nice fearsome reputation if he ever meant to secure passage from this place back to Florin... assuming that he wasn't indeed in some form of purgatory... but then some sailors told tales of men who had sailed from the mouth of hell itself, so it could very well be possible.

His hands covered in black leather gloves he clenched them into fists and put them at his hips, looking very much like a super hero wannabe, or perhaps the stereotypical pirate from a movie, staring down Sonya as she approached him, before shouting over the wind. "Good day to you, I am the Dread Pirate Ro-"

But before he could finish a sudden blast of wind hit him, causing him to sail forward off of his feet at Sonya, a move which would likely get him tossed to the side. If she was slow in reacting to it, she would likely find herself beneath the lean muscular body of the pirate.... but in any case, Westley was not the sort to be rude, even as a pirate. "Er... terribly sorry about that... it doesn't seem like this is going to be much the place for introductions..."

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-07-29 09:04 am UTC (link)
The weather was atrocious as Sonya made the trek from the resort toward the woods. It was darker than normal thanks to the overcast sky and thick foreboding clouds and with the rain added to it, it was very hard to see. Sonya didn’t even pick out the man clothed in all black until she was but a few meters away from him. His stance struck her as odd, causing the blond to raise an eyebrow and reminded her a superhero stance. From his appearance though he looked like a pirate. Sonya could barely hear what he was yelling but she caught the word ‘pirate’ when he suddenly pitched forward.

The solider was taken off guard when he suddenly fell on top of her and had little time to react. The rain didn’t help either, making the ground too slippery for move out of the way. “Ouch. Nice to meet you too”, Sonya muttered as she got out from under the stranger and climbed to his feet. “Save your introductions till we get inside”, she yelled over the wind. Before Sonya forgot, she made sure to offer the man the key she had tightly grasped in her hand. “This is yours”, she explained in a loud voice. “Be careful not to lose it”. Once he had his key in hand Sonya continued on. “Come on, the resort is this way”. Whether or not he actually heard her was debatable in these winds so Sonya offered her hand and pointed to the resort as she talked so as to get the point across.

I should have brought an extra jacket, Sonya thought as she walked, glancing back at the man in black, who’s clothes were probably getting drenched by the rain. Still, there was nothing to be done about it now and there would be towels and a change of clothes for him at the resort. The lights of the resort were nearer now and soon Sonya was at the main door, holding it open for the pirate. Once they were inside Sonya would ask what he had been trying to say but until she waited for him patiently.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-07-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Funny, Westley was rather certain that his whole life was doomed to wind up in awkward situations with blonde haired women. Today didn't seem like anything out of the ordinary, and while he was rather embarassed he was happy at the very least that it was a woman, and not some sort of body builder with an attraction to men in black masks. His preoccupation with the situation kept him from being too polite though, because Sonya wiggled out from underneath him before he had the good sense to wake out of his thoughts, leaving him staring at the ground for a long moment after she left, looking up after she was more than likely giving him a stare as if he were daft.

As he wandered through the rain he noted idly that his mask was rather useful on a day like today, as without it he would have likely been pelted raw by the hardened water that was now coming down in stinging sheets that felt almost like small needles instead of water. The Man in Black didn't bother to tarry very much but followed close behind Sonya, looking at the trees that were creaking wildly with the wind. It was certain given enough time one of them was going to uproot and go flying, and he certainly wasn't about to stick around to see that happen, not when it would put a dreadful dent on good looks he'd spent a considerable amount of time attaining over the years. Not that they would do him much good now though.

As Sonya opened the door for him he paused, thinking it a little odd that she should be opening the door for him. The gentlemanly thing to do would be the other way around, but he couldn't very well snatch the door from her fingertips now could he? Calmly he proceeded inside, feeling a bit of warmth and a whole lot of wet from the rain that had all but soaked him through. Raising a leather gloved hand to his face he calmly brushed off the excess moisture from his lips, looking down at his shirt and boots, which would take some time to get clean.

"Well, as I was saying, my name is Roberts, the Dread Pirate Roberts..." he said as he paused, and looked around the room. All of it looked alien to him, lights from things that should not have housed them, and with no heat to them specifically. However the air was heated inside, though he couldn't glimpse a fireplace anywhere. He looked well and truly lost by all of it, trying to take it all in. "Though I'm guessing... you've never heard of me..." he said finally. "This is going to sound like an odd question... but... where are we? Or perhaps a better question would be.... when?"

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-07-30 06:35 pm UTC (link)
It was a welcomed relief to be back inside as Sonya followed the man in black into the building. She threw back her rain soaked hood and preceded to peel off the long jacket. Underneath it she was wearing simple dark blue jeans and a white t-shirt. The jeans were a bit wet but otherwise she was relatively dry. She was hanging up her jacket when the stranger annouced that he someone called the 'Dread Pirate Roberts', a title that caused the blond to raise an eyebrow. "That's a mouthful of a name. Is it okay if I just call you Roberts? I don't think I could say Dread Pirate Roberts and keep a straight face at the same time". Sonya couldn't even do it once as a smile leaked on her face.

"You're right, I haven't heard of you but don't feel bad. I'm not really up on my pirate history", she added as she faced him. "Where we are is a planet called Mirage. As for what time..." Sonya trailed, looking around the room. "Judging by the technology I would say we're at least in the 1990s or onwards. This place is pretty similar to the time I came from but there are a few things that are a little more advanced. Really, it's hard to tell. Apparently this place can change at the drop of a hat".

Sonya realized then that she had failed to introduce herself and offered the stranger her hand. "I'm Lieutenant Sonya Blade of the U.S. Army but you can just call me Sonya". She looked over the man but it was hard to tell if he was drenched with the black clothing. "Do you want a towel or some clothes or something?" Her brown eyes went to the window where the storm raged outside. "This weather just kind of came upon us here at the resort".

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-07-31 01:36 am UTC (link)
Despite himself the man in black's eyes widened as he saw what she was wearing underneath the outfit. It was rather too revealing, he thought, and pants! She was wearing pants... what a novel concept at that. But it was really the t-shirt which revealed almost as much of her form as undergarments from his time would that caused him to swallow quite a bit, and then look away. It was probably rather normal clothes for this time period, he assumed, either that or the woman who was trying to seduce him was rather terrible at it. He was just glad that she'd not gone out in just that as he couldn't very well imagine that it would offer much protection from the rain, and it was flimsy enough as it was.

"Roberts is... fine..." he said after a moment, trying not to think about the fact that her jeans hugged her back side as well. To think that all people probably dressed like this in this time... how strange the world must be. He wondered if they just went about copulating like mad with all of that skin showing. Come to think of it though, he often was a bit flashy and liberal with his attire, he supposed after hundreds of people like him did it, it would gradually spiral further and further out of control.

"We're... on another planet? 1990 or... beyond?" Westley steadied himself lightly against the wall as he tried to take all of it in. He'd thought that they were in the future some time, but so very FAR in the future, was something that made his eyes cross to think about. And to think they were no longer on Earth at all, but some planet called Mirage? It was like a nightmare gone wrong. He wanted to yell out that this place must surely be hell, but thinking about it it made more sense, if possible, that this was another world, he couldn't imagine the Devil would have much to hide once he had you. Probably would be a rather nasty chap about it and then move on to the torment.

"Well, Ms. Blade of the Youse Army..." he said, mispronouncing 'U.S.' then taking her hand as she offered it to him and bending down to kiss the top of it. "A pleasure to meet you." It wasn't that Westley was hitting on her so much as this was polite where he came from. It wasn't very chivalrous to shake her hand firmly as if she were an equal, not that he thought she was anything less... but customs were customs for a reason. "No, I'm rather fine. You'd be amazed how much water can soak you on a ship... I assure you I've been more soaked then this..." he said with a light smile.

"So tell me, what kind of place is this... Youse?"

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-07-31 11:18 am UTC (link)
Her mouth fell open with surprise as he kissed her hand but Sonya recovered quickly and tried not to pretend that he had done anything odd. Still a small laugh came out of her mouth when he said ‘Youse’. “Actually it’s U-S”, she replied, stressing the letters. “It’s an abbreviation. It’s a really means United States. I probably should have said that but I’m so use to using the abbreviation. It’s a fairly large country in North America and one of the world powers in my time”. Having to explain her country felt a little like giving a school project to Sonya so she kept her answer brief. There was a lot more to her country but she didn’t want to bore Roberts with the details.

“Where are you from? And what time are you from?” The blond inquired before remembering something important. “Oh! Do you still have that key I gave you outside?” Seeing that he did, Sonya decided she should explain what the key was for and probably mention the rules of this place. It would be unfortunate to see Roberts get into trouble by trying to kill someone but so far, despite his name, Sonya was pretty sure that wouldn’t be a problem. This man just didn’t strike her as some cold-blooded killer.

“The key I gave you is actually the key to your room. We all have one and the rooms are located in buildings surrounding this one. In your room you should find clothes and pretty much anything you might need. In fact, that’s the one thing about this place that’s kind of amazing. Aside for a way off this planet or wishing other people here with you, the planet can pretty much provide you with anything”. Sonya had actually tested it and could guarantee the planet wouldn’t provide a way off.

“But there are rules…”

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-01 09:34 am UTC (link)
"Oh, the Americas... I was there once..." Roberts said with a usual bit of charm, catching Sonya acting oddly but not being entirely sure what it was about. After all, he didn't think that anyone who was wearing something as risque as what she was would necessarily be blushing at a kiss on the hand which was the gesture of a gentleman to a proper lady. Then again, perhaps times had changed. He rather hoped he'd not married her in some futuristic custom or had said something along the lines of 'let's get nekkid'. It was awkward enough trying to think about all of the things that must have changed over the hundreds of years since he'd been snatched from his place. "And to think they were such quaint little colonies back in my time... I imagine England's in rather a bit of an uproar over that..." he said, putting a gloved finger to his lips.

"I'm from Florin, myself... though as to the year, well, I'm not entirely sure..." he admitted honestly. He was certain it was a key bit of information, but every time he tried to grasp it, it seemed to slip away from him as he thought about it. How very strange was that? To have learned so much about the ways of the world but not be able to answer a question that a school age boy might have. "I believe it was 1608..." he said, but the year was fuzzy, and that bothered him about this place. What bothered him more, however, was that he'd not thought to ask. "Though you have to understand, when one is out at sea too long, plundering and the like, it's somewhat hard to keep track of dates and times..."

"My room..." he said, looking down at the key, and then offered a slight smile. "You'll have to forgive me Miss Blade, but I believe that there's been something of a mixup..." Poor Westley didn't exactly know how the rules of this place worked just yet, and unfortunately, like most of the other guests at the resort, was about to get a rather rude wake up call. "While I appreciate your fine hospitality for the evening while the weather is foul... I think I should very much like to go back to Florin once this storm passes..."

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-04 09:13 am UTC (link)
“I’m sure you would”, Sonya said with sigh. Here comes the difficult part, she thought as she prepared herself to tell Roberts the truth. “But unfortunately you won’t be able to. This place is holding us all captive and so far none of us have found a way to escape. With the way things are going, it’s not likely we’re going to find one either”, Sonya admitted, feeling dishearten with her own lack of success in escaping. “Before you came here this place looked different. It had mountains, meadows and ranch. A day ago it changed to look more like a tropical island. It’s rather hard to escape from a place that keeps changing”, Sonya finished bitterly.

“Trust me, I’ve been trying”, the solider added.

“No one knows exactly why we were brought here but I met a doctor the other day who had a good theory”. Well, it was better than Sonya’s theories about the Outworld at least although Sonya still thought there was something wrong with the Doctor as she remembered his strange behavior toward her. “He said the planet needed a population which could be why we were brought here. I don’t know, it’s all pretty crazy when I talk about it”.

Sonya glanced around the warm interior of the lobby when her eyes focused on something strange. Something that hadn’t been in the room when she had left to go get Roberts. “What the hell?” she murmured as she moved closer to far off wall. It was easy to miss at first but Sonya quickly realized what she was looking at. It was a replica of the plaque from the courtyard, the plaque that listed the brief rules of the planet.

“You might want to read this”, Sonya said to Roberts, looking back over her shoulder at him. “These are the rules I was telling you about…weird, normally this plaque is outside”.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-05 06:58 pm UTC (link)
'Uh oh,' Westley thought to himself as Sonya started off her statement. It was rather clear that despite what he wanted there wasn't going to be much of an option in the matter. The soldier might have expected him to take it with despair, anger, even rage directed at her. Instead, rather oddly, the pirate in front of her put his hand to his chin, fingers curling up over his lips slightly as he bowed his head in thought. "No, I don't suppose that's how these things work, is it..." It wasn't that the Man in Black thought he'd died, but rationally speaking, if this place could change, as Sonya suggested, at a whim, then the way to get out could frequently change as well. If someone was controlling it, or if there were a curse on this place... such curses weren't unheard of where he came from, but he'd generally thought them nonsense before.

The pirate perked up when Sonya mentioned a theory as to why they all were here, clearly interested in any rational explanation for it, as it might give some clue as to the best way to get home. At what exactly was expected, Westley coughed loudly as his eyes widened, catching on rather quickly to what was meant by the whole insinuation. Of course, with that being said and done, the Man in Black was suddenly paranoid that Sonya had lured him here for another purpose altogether. It would, actually, explain the way that she was dressed better than just everyone in the future wore it, now that he thought about it.

Holding his hands up in front of him he took a step back. "I hope you didn't ask me here in an attempt to appease the er... Planet..." he said with a slightly mischevious smile on his face. He couldn't help it, he was a rather dashing pirate. "Not that I don't find you stunning, Ms. Blade, it's just that I think that's more of a commitment than I'm ready for at the moment..." There was no blush to his cheeks, but he was still sopping wet from the outside.

Roberts paused as he saw her suddenly freak out about a mini plaque, pausing and then reading it as she told him to, looking as if he were a bit afraid it contained some form of voodoo magic. His blue eyes scanned slowly over the words in it, then looked down at the key in his hand. It didn't really leave a lot to the imagination in the way of escaping, did it?

"Well..." he said finally... "That's a bit less than ideal, isn't it?"

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-06 09:16 am UTC (link)
“Uh…no”, Sonya replied, raising an eyebrow when Roberts mentioned pleasing the planet. “I just brought you inside because I figured it was a better alternative than staying out in the storm”, she added, half way torn between amusement and annoyance. The solider definitely had the urge to roll her eyes and silently hoped he wasn’t going to start acting all weird around like the Doctor had. “Don’t worry, I’ve no plans to jump your bones”, Sonya said, barely able to keep a straight face.

As Roberts read over the plaque, Sonya also glanced over it again and was half hoping there would be something different written on. No such luck, they were the same words she had read five days ago. “Less than ideal…yeah, that’s one way of putting it”, Sonya replied. It was certainly a more polite way then she would have put it but Roberts seemed to be taking all of this rather calmly. The only time he seemed uneasy was when he been subtly telling Sonya he wasn’t interested in her. It reminded Sonya a bit of Commodore Norrington who she had met a few days ago. He had been shocked by his sudden arrival but had handled it fairly well, considering all things and now Roberts seemed to be coping pretty easily.

It was a good thing in Sonya’s opinion because the last thing she need was to deal with someone having a freak out and acting hysterically but it brought an interesting thought to the blonds’ mind. She hadn’t been too shocked either but Sonya was use to finding herself in odd places and other worlds. Had the planet picked Sonya because of that experience? Was that how it choose who to abduct, picking people would cope with the change or be able to adapt? Another thing to look into, she silently decided.

“If you like, I can show you around this place”, Sonya suggested. “Or I could show you where the rooms are…although we’ll have to go outside again”, she warned him.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-07 09:36 am UTC (link)
"Certainly good to hear. I imagine you trying to get me to procreate would be a most awkward start to our relationship, Ms. Blade..." Westley replied smartly, but as with the news about having to stay here forever, the dread pirare Roberts didn't really seem overly perturbed by it. Not that he wasn't in the slightest, but he was rather good at holding his emotions, for there wasn't really anything to be done at this point BUT hold his emotions. No amount of whining and fussing was going to change the situation he was in, was it?

Yes, Roberts took the whole thing rather well, but he also had left very little behind, if he thought about it rationally. Sure, he'd abandoned his plan to kidnap his true love, but for all he knew she'd been planning marriage to royalty from the day he'd left for the Americas. He'd not had that moment to confront her, to demand to know what it was she'd been thinking when she'd agreed to marry another man. For all intents and purposes really, it was perhaps for the best she still thought him dead. A grim thought, but a valid one.

As Sonya asked him if he wanted her to show him around, he took a look down at his still dripping wet outfit. Again, not very ideal. But more ideal then venturing out into a hurricane to get fresh clothes that would get drenched again. "If the people here aren't going to mind that I'm dripping like a rather large wet dog, I have no objections..." he said with a slight smile.

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-09 07:23 am UTC (link)
"I'm sure no one will care...well, maybe the golems who clean this place but they certainly won't complain seeing that they can't talk", Sonya replied before realize she hadn't told him about the golems. "The golems are the assistants the plaque mentioned. They look like men made out of wood, stone and dirt and they're kind of like servants but they don't talk. I'm sure you'll see them around at some point". Sonya thought for a moment, remembering the few times she had seen the golems around the building and at one point she saw them taking towels out of a storage room just down the hallway from where she and Roberts stood. "There's a supply cabinet just down the hallway with some towels in if you want to dry off", Sonya suggested. "This way", she added with a gesture before heading to supply closet. They passed by rooms that held the threater, the bar and the coffee bar till they reached a simple wooden door. From the outside it looked like it would be small room but once Sonya opened it, it was like a very large walk in closet lined with shelves. Her brown eyes immediately found a stack of white, fluffy towels and she grabbed one for Roberts. "Here", she said as she tossed it to the man in black.

The room had an abundance of stuff in it, from cleaning supplies, extra sheets, toiletries to first aid kits and fire extinguishers. While she waited for Roberts to dry off, Sonya attempted to make conversation. "So you're from around 1608? Impressive, I think you're the oldest person I've met here so far then but if it makes you feel better, you're not the only one from the past. I met a Shinsengumi from 1865 and a Commodore from 1726 in the past few days. It seems like people from any walk of life and any time in history are being pulled here".

Once they were finished with the supply closet, Sonya stepped back out in the hallway and looked around. "Well, we're next to the coffee bar", she said gesturing to her right. "You can get food there and coffee but if you want something harder to drink there's another tavern in that room", she added pointing to a door just up from the coffee bar. "To be honest, a lot of the rooms around here are kinda for entertainment purposes only it seems. If you want to do any serious research then you might want to check out the library which is a few rooms over".

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-10 04:18 am UTC (link)
Westley's eyes widened beneath his mask slightly as Sonya told him about the golems, pausing in thought for a moment. "Well, I did have to wrestle a giant before coming here, so I suppose golems would be the next logical step..." he said, speaking in a way that seemed half joking and half serious, and quite impossible to tell one from another. Westley's world revolved around adaptability, after all, and the easiest way to adapt to any situation was to take any new developments, think over them critically and move on before your brain got too uncomfortable trying to sort out all the odds and ends of them. That was just the way to wind up giving yourself a headache, and that wouldn't do well for thinking at all.

The man in black followed Sonya and tried not to gawk openly as he passed the rooms along the hallway, staring at the items which to him might as well have come out of a dream. There appeared to be some sort of machine from which some hot beverage flowed that smelled rather interesting, and a room with a bunch of seats faced towards a wall, maybe it was a stage of some sort, though it didn't really look like there was a ton of room on the stage, and so on. The plain door that held the towels seemed the most normal of all, though even this seemed to make Westley feel a bit dated.

Despite looking like a bumpkin, Westley caught the towel as Sonya tossed it to him without appearing to look direclty at it, the sort of skill one perfected when they knew how to handle themselves in a fight. The dread pirate roberts stared at the towel for a moment, and signed. This was probably going to get a dreadful amount of white fuzz on his black outfit, but he supposed that were the least of his problems now. Calmly patting himself down until he was damp but not soaked, and then turned to look at Sonya as she explained the rooms.

"I have no idea what this 'coffiiii' is, and I'm hoping that 'entertainment' isn't referring of the sort which would repopulate the Planet..." the idea of that unnerved him, but in his time brothels were definitively not an uncommon thing, expecially in sea ports which were the only towns Westley had been to for a while. "Why don't we take a trip to the library then?" Though he'd never admit it, the farm boy had a rather exceptional appetite for books. He could recall late nights up by candlelight, reading furiously in the barn to try to perfect his mind for the lovely Buttercup. Now it seemed that it might be all something of a waste, but he had, it seemed, at least a chance to start over. Hopefully the place had a good encyclopedia, he imagined there was more reading to do than he was going to have time for...

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-11 07:21 am UTC (link)
Sonya was tempted to laugh again when Roberts nervously discussed re-population again but contained herself with a grin. “No. I think it’s more along the lines of stuff to keep people here busy and to keep their minds off escaping although I think there’s slim chances of that”, the blond admitted. “Almost everyone I’ve met so far seems interested in leaving”. When Roberts agreed to visit the library, Sonya gave a slight nod. “This way then”, she said as she started off down the hallway and turned right into another hallway. Here they passed by the lobby again and made their way to the room beyond that which was the library.

It was one of the more impressive rooms in Sonya’s opinion, if only for the vast amount of books and materials that were stored here. With the dark weather outside, the lamp filled room seemed a little dim but Sonya quickly turned on a few lamps to brighten up the space. “Seems like they have books here on almost any subject and I’ve even found the odd map of Mirage but it seemed like it was pretty old. It didn’t really match anything I saw around here but considering how this place changes, that’s not a huge surprise”.

For a few moments Sonya said nothing to let Roberts get a feel for the place and to poke around if he wished. But prolonged silence would only lead to awkwardness and Sonya was far too curious about this new comer to keep her mouth shut for long. “Can I ask how you got the name ‘The dread pirate Roberts’? Somehow I doubt your mother picked it for you”.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-12 01:34 am UTC (link)
"Oh, I don't know, with the right sort of trappings and company this place could be rather nice..." Westley replied to Sonya's wry comment about the entertainment here. Once again it was hard to tell if he was joking or being serious, or perhaps it was that everything was in a way a joke to the man in black, just like in another way it was all deadly serious. "All in all, for a prison, this seems rather nice. No being keel hauled or anything like that, no shackles..." He made a face as they passed the coffee bar and he heard the music from it however. Modern music was definately not his style, and for a moment he considered asking Sonya if that is what all people listened to, but he thought better of it, thinking that she might be a rather large fan of it, and who was he to go criticizing the future, anyway? To her he was probably some antiquated old dead pirate...

When he entered the library, it would be evident of the change on his face. His lips parted slightly as if to whistle, but merely hung there in silent awe of the stacks of books around them, staring at them all. Blue eyes, like the sea after a storm stared into the tower like shelves there and he breathed in for a moment before slowly taking off his gloves, one at a time, and tucked them into his belt as he ignored almost rudely his guide for the moment, so mesmerized by the sheer amount of knowledge in this place. "Astounding..." he breathed out slowly.

As he moved he let his fingertips run along the edges of the books, feeling the bindings across the tips of his fingers, closing his eyes as if he could learn all he needed to by simply touching them and gaining wisdom through osmosis. There was more here to read than he could have in an entire lifetime, and the scholar in Westley wanted more than anything to find a place to curl up in here with a book and never leave. The only thing that might have motivated him to do otherwise was Buttercup, and now she was so far away it caused his heart to pang in anguish.

"On any subject?" Westley said, trying to take his mind off of the girl with perfect blonde hair for a moment. "That seems a rather enticing thing to say to someone when you're alone with someone in a library..." he teased. Instead of what she might have thought he would pull off the bookshelf after that comment, he pulled out an encyclopedia, his eyes scanning the pages beneath the mask that he wore. It looked as if he was merely scanning over the page, but if she paid close attention she would notice that the pirate was actually speed reading across the pages, and what seemed like flipping errantly was actually the speed at which he digested information.

He paused though as she asked the question of him, realizing he was being rather rude reading in front of her as such. "Can we take these out of here? I didn't see any rule against that on the great plaque..." he teased slightly, then grew somber as he thought of the best way to answer her question. He couldn't really mention the long process it'd actually taken to become the dread pirate roberts, and the fact that he'd inherited the name from a man who was actually one in a long line of Robertses...

"Well, it's kind of a funny story, really." he began. "I don't remember much of my mother, but Roberts was what I was called. Unfortunately, not being born of noble worth or in a position to become a scholar, and no land to my name, I was either forced to become a beggar or a pirate, really. I don't know how much has changed over time, but in my time ones life was sort of cast in stone at birth. When I came of age, I left in a vain attempt to claim my fortune in the Americas, but wound up becoming the scourge of the seas instead..."

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-12 01:34 am UTC (link)
He chuckled slightly and set the book down on the table and grinned at her, most of his face still hidden in the mask. "As for the DREAD pirate, well, that's just sort of something that goes along with pillaging and murdering. You see, the downfall of many pirates is that they didn't really put their all into the name. Sure, I could have sailed the seas as Roberts the valiant, or Roberts the kind. But those sorts of pirates usually wind up getting most of their bow blown off by an imperial navy their second or third raid. Once you make a reputation of killing a boat to every last man on a regular basis, and start calling yourself the Dread Pirate Roberts, you get far more respect. Ships are more than willing to dump cargo rather than have to face you in open combat, and the whole thing goes quite a bit more smoothely. Not to mention the effect on the crew. Mutiny is an ugly word, and rest assured, on my ship, had the crew not known that the price of mutiny was having their arms and legs cut off before being hand delivered to the local authorities... well... let's just say, once a pirate loses his reputation, then everything just becomes work work work work work..."

He talked rather evenly about killing people and piracy, he was curious to see how the reserved Ms. Blade would react to all of it.

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-12 06:45 am UTC (link)
Sonya’s eyebrows shot up as Roberts described how he had earned the title Dread Pirate Roberts and while she was no stranger to violence, she had to admit his descriptions struck her as pretty brutal. She opened her mouth to say something but shut it quickly while she thought it over. Sonya was in the military and had been involved some bloody action in her career and she would be lying if she said she had never taken a life. The solider knew what it was like to kill up close and personal so who was she to judge Roberts? But he doesn’t have to sound so flippant about it, a voice silently argued.

“Well…that’s quite gruesome”, Sonya had to admit while trying to keep the judgmental note out her voice but Christ it was hard. “But I suppose if you’re exposed to violence on a regular basis it just becomes an everyday thing, doesn’t it? Let’s just hope you can avoid such cruelty while you’re here”, she added pointedly. “After all, killing is against the rules”, Sonya paused thoughtfully before continuing, “Outside of self-defense I assume. I’m assuming in a matter of life and death the planet might be more forgiving. Or I hope it would be at least”.

The solider round herself at a cross roads with the Pirate now. She disapproved of his violent past but her own was bloodstained as well so she couldn’t judge. Instead Sonya decided there was nothing to do but move past it. For now anyway. “Back to your earlier comment, I don’t think you’re going to get in trouble for borrowing a few books. For one thing, you won’t have library fines to worry about since everything is free”.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
The Farm Boy smiled inwardly as Sonya seemed slightly taken aback by him. It was a defense mechanism in a way. In actuality he'd taken relatively few lives, and tried to spare them as often as possible. One would be amazed at what a man would do when he thought that he was going to surely be killed by the most notorious pirate on the seas. Often they would beg for their lives, and be more than willing to swear a life of secrecy, never to tell that they had been spared by the worlds most violent pirate. Especially if said pirate promised them that he could find them anywhere in the world, from England to the Spice Markets of India. True, he'd had to get his hands dirty a time or three, but that unfortunately was life. He hadn't been misleading at all about the type of life he would have needed to live to make it anywhere in the time that he came from, he just mislead her about how he did it.

"Gruesome? I suppose... but is it any more gruesome than say, stumbling upon a ship full of dead sailors, because none of the mutineers knew the proper way to navigate when they took over? Or a merchant that makes his money off of trading people from their homes to a foreign land as slaves? Or perhaps the government officials who took bribes to look the other way at such actions... that of course is assuming their country didn't sanction it altogether. Not to mention the citizens who blithely sat by, knowing it was going on and doing nothing because it suited their way of living..." He said simply. "It is, unfortunately, a very cruel world, Ms. Blade, or was. I can only hope the Americas in your time aren't plagued by greed and envy and hatred..." Those steely blue eyes focused on her then, as if trying to force her to look inwardly and claim that her lifestyle was any less barbarous.

"I think I truly would be a monster if I considered taking a life an everyday occurrence." Westley said softly, almost inaudibly to Sonya's attempt to excuse it. "I highly doubt there'll be any need for piracy here. You see piracy occurs because there is a scarcity of resources..." he sounded, oddly, amazingly well educated for a pirate if Sonya stopped to think about it, "And if everything is given to us here, well, what would be the point in plundering? I guess I could do it simply in the hopes of keeping my skills sharp, but pirating is really not so much work if you do it right..." he said lightly and gave a gentle shrug.

Glad to turn to the subject of books again he grabbed a few books off the shelf. One was the 'Art of War', because it had an intriguing title, the other was the encyclopedia britannica, the volume on the letter A, then there was a 'concise history of the world' which Westley noted was published around the turn of the century. And if Sonya watched him carefully she would see that he hadn't actually let the books touch his arms, just held them in his hands, so as not to get them damp. Again, slightly odd for a pirate, not so much for Westley. "Well, these should be enough for tonight, I think..." he said with a light smile. "Though I don't have the foggiest where my room is..."

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-14 08:48 am UTC (link)
Sonya didn’t have much, if any, experiences with pirates before meeting Roberts but she had to admit she was surprised by how articulate he was and listening to his words made the blonde wonder if this Roberts wasn’t more than he seemed. “I wish I could say America didn’t have such problems but I can’t. It seems like those kind problems never completely go away and I wish I could say my world was less violent”, she replied with a sincere, almost wistful note in her voice. While Sonya did take pride in her fighting skills and her work in the Army, she had to admit that a part of wished there wasn’t a need for such things in her world. While Sonya’s eye didn’t catch the way Roberts was holding his books, she did take note of the titles and half-smiled to herself. “Trying to catch up on your world history?” she asked after he mentioned his room. “With the weather the way it is I’m sure you’ll have lots of time to catch up on your reading. As for you room, I can show you were it’s to”, she said. “Just let me grab my raincoat”.

With that, Sonya led the way back to the lobby to retrieve her raincoat from the coat rack. This time there were two coats on the rack, Sonya’s and a slightly larger duplicate. “Huh. That either belongs to another resident or the golems put it there for you. They’re funny like that”, Sonya explained as she hauled on her own jacket. “It’s like they know you need something before you even ask sometimes and then you turn around and it’s there. Either way, it probably would be best if you took it. Wouldn’t want those books to get wet and I’m sure there’s more coats floating around here in case it belonged to someone”.

Once they were ready to go outside, it wasn’t hard for Sonya to remember what Roberts room key had written on it and led the man in black to Unit B. Thanks to the storm outside they were both significantly wetter but the raincoats had provided some protection. “If I remember correctly, your room is 200, which means it should be upstairs”.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-14 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Roberts nodded solemnly at Sonya's admission, as if he had expected that was the way it was all along. After all, he didn't think a few hundred years would get rid of human stupidity. Humans were rather eager to cling to it, in Westley's experience, and he thought that it would take something fairly drastic to get them to stop that. Sonya seemed nice enough, but on the whole most people sat about and hoped for miracles more than they did something for themselves, which was a tragic state of affairs, but one Westely had learned long ago wouldn't really be changed by him. Perhaps the powers that be could have found a proper way to do it, but if they had, one would have expected they would have long before now.

"Trying to catch up on YOUR world History..." Westley corrected lightly as he walked with Sonya. "It would be deliriously naieve to think that if I managed to escape here I'd wind up in exactly the same time that I came from..." he offered to her, casting a sideways glance at her as he wondered if she'd ever considered that possibility before, that leaving might mean that she went somewhere that wasn't home at all. "And if that's the case, I can't imagine a pirate who knows next to nothing about the world would fit in very well with modern society..." he offered calmly. Of course he was leaving out the fact that it would also be a potential almanac of the future for him.

He didn't correct her when she acted as if these books would be lasting him all of tomorrow. Westley preferred to be pleasantly surprising whenever possible. He wasn't a braggard in any case, and often tended to be understated and humble, unless the situation absolutely demanded it of him. As it was he would likely be done with these books before the turn of the morning.

As Sonya commented on the raincoat, Westley blinked, feeling it. It was dry, which made him think that it was the latter, rather than just someone leaving it behind. "Sounds like a good idea..." The man in black said, though rather than doing what was expected of him, he wrapped the coat around the books themselves, and braved it out into the rain in what he had come in. There wasn't very much extra room in the coat, from the looks of things, and while he would dry, potential knowledge would not. Westley opted to spare it rather than risk damaging a single word.

Arriving in Unit B, a bit wetter than when he'd left the main area, Westley still wore a smile. Looking down at the key he nodded when Sonya read off his room number. "Is this just like a hotel then?" he asked as he descended the stairs. "We just all get a room to stay in and that's that?"

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-15 10:31 am UTC (link)
“That’s that”, Sonya repeated as her reply before heading for the stair case. “Until we figure out how to get off this rock”, the blonde added as she climbed the stairs. Truthfully, Sonya was hoping that there a portal around the resort somewhere, much like the ones used by Outworlders to travel between the realms but so far, she had little luck finding one. Unlike more magically inclined warriors Sonya didn’t even have much a chance finding one since she couldn’t sense them.

Walking through the hallways with the numerous doors very close together gave the impression that the rooms behind those doors would be very small but the solider knew better. After seeing how her own room was and how large Commodore Norrington’s room had been, she knew the room would expand to fit the pirate’s needs.

She stopped outside of the door for room 200 and stepped aside so that Roberts could go in. “Here we are. You should find everything you need inside and if you need me or have any questions about anything I’m in Unit D, room 204”, she offered. “Unless there’s anything else you wanted”, Sonya added.

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[info]as_y0u_wish
2008-08-15 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Westley didn't seem all that surprised at how tight the rooms were packed in there, though he would be at the room once it expanded. To him, this place was a magical prison, of sorts, and while they would have all their 'needs' taken care of, he still expected somehow that there would be something lacking. Paradise was an illusion when you couldn't escape, and if it could keep them all here why did it really need to make them happy while it was at it? It didn't make a ton of sense, unless happiness equated to mating, but Westley had read enough history books to know that it was rather the opposite. Usually when people were holed up and miserable, there were many births a few seasons from then...

As Sonya asked if there was something else he needed, he raised an eyebrow, but it was hidden beneath the black mask that covered most of his face. She'd assured him that she wasn't after that sort of thing, so he presumed the comment to be benign, though he had to admit it was amusingly ambiguous, and almost worth teasing her over. "No, I think these books will keep me occupied for a while... I'm sure I'll have more questions as time passes though..." he added, making a mental note of her room number before turning to his own room, and unlocking the door.

He paused though, and then turned to her. "My apologies for being rude..." he said. He had to admit, he was tired. After all, he'd climbed the Cliffs of Insanity, bested a sword master in combat, and out wrestled a giant today... "Thank you for showing me around, Ms. Blade..." he said then, with a soft smile that probably would have melted the hearts of the average woman, but might not have any effect on the calm soldier. "Good evening..." he added, and then slipped into his room, closing the door behind him.

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[info]sharpasablade
2008-08-18 01:24 pm UTC (link)
"Not apologies needed", Sonya assured Roberts. "In fact, considering you just found yourself on a strange planet I'd say you were pretty polite", she said with a small laugh. "You're welcome and hopefully I'll see you around sometime". With that, Sonya nodded goodbye as Roberts closed the door. Now that her good deed for the day was done, the solider planned on heading back to her own room to get a hot bath and change of dry clothes. But I'll probably just get wet again when I go out to get dinner, she thought as she climbed down the stairs and headed.

I wonder if this place has room service?

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