Not to mention someone in administration fumbled the paperwork, your bank account is temporarily inaccessible due to technical difficulties... There, four reasons to choose from! Nice, creative way to start off our morning.
[Letting himself fall from his established seat on the tree branch, he hangs upside-down by the bend of his knees.]
Honestly, karma as an economical system! Beautiful poetical justice in theory; works terribly the moment you apply it to actual humans.
I sympathise, for the record, in case that's not clear.