[At this point he's so drenched in blood it'd be a miracle he can stand, if it were his own.]
I mean it, I don't-- I went out, and suddenly this-- [makes a gesture waving one hand, splatters blood across the room, then grips his wrist with his other hand so he won't do it again]
It came out of nowhere. I don't get it. Must be magic. [Since all inexplicable bs so far has been the work of it.]