[He's pretty sure he just had one of those moments like before you die where your entire life flashes in front of you. Only he's not dead. But he is? His brain has grown wings and left the building. ??? ?? ???]
Uh- [Strained laughter is clearly the name of the game right now. HA... HA.... BE COOL, SELF. DON'T THROW YOURSELF AT HIM. Do not say you want to take him up on that offer. Just--
The cup clattering on the table is enough to cut off anything stupid Keith is about to say too and he quickly grabs some napkins to help with the spill. Shit. Okay.]