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Such a thing would be indecent for a butler to do, sir. [And somehow that translates to "so of course I haven't done that, even though I likely wouldn't have a choice in the matter".
He delivers that in a short, disinterested tone - please let him work in peace; he's on a mission to find Every Single One of his master's very important memories, how dare anyone but him mess with his master's mind--
Catching Lucifer's movement out of the corner of his eye, Sebastian turns around.]