[If it's any comfort, Tulio's kinda hungover and already has an aching head? Headache solidarity? ...No?]
"Chilling" would be a very reasonable thing to do if I had any idea where I was, and where the nearest tavern is! And what day it is... Unfortunately I don't, so it's the opposite of reasonable.
[Although a couple of extra drinks the morning after is supposed to be good for hangovers, so maybe......... No, no: focus on the "where even am I" first.]