[huFF. He was perfectly clear in what he meant, you imbecile.]
If it did work, it would be beyond pitiful, would it not? I mean that it is pathetic that I, someone like me, [who is awesome and superior to everyone else] should be rendered thus even momentarily.
[And by "thus" he means "human". Still not the clearest explanation, perhaps. He's tired, okay (and on his fourth drink).]