[... As far as salacious secrets go, this is pretty tame. Honestly, she's surprised. She expected something a little juicier than that (you strike her as the type). Which just goes to show that you're sitting on the more gruesome ones, which is fine.]
I already knew about the first cat. [Yes, she remembers from one of the many stubborn encounters with this guy.] Why is the second one a loan, then?