Ah, I suppose there was little reason to assume this world would alter its true and tested habits,
[is Sebastian's thrilling commentary as he pauses on his way between jobs, after silently considering the booth for a moment. He'd jump on Eliot's "you show him" train, but he also strongly suspects this was not, in fact, Chloe's own idea.
...But with that said: precisely because he knows Lucifer impotently will hate this, there's a softly amused tone to Sebastian's commentary. He's a nice person, really.]