[He shakes his head. No, he doesn't want one because what kind of weakling would that make him.]
[Also I'm using the same icon thrice in a row because Sebastian is doing the Sebastian-equivalent of "n__n /sweats nervously" and thus hasn't really changed facial expression in the last minute. ...Not that Sebastian usually has a great range of facial expressions, but right now it's extra-stuck on n__n.]
Although should many people be in need of them, I have some to offer. [Aha. So clever, so subtle.]