1/2
If I may, I would humbly suggest the better option would be to procure doubtlessly safe food of actual quality once we are free of this, but goodness knows when that will be.
[Apparently Sebastian isn't satisfied feeding only one whiny man around here, or something. He takes a small piece of food.]
Well, then, I apologise in advance should this result in unfortunate side effects.
[The things he does for humans that can't go two minutes without eating.]