You are. [Is he always going to take their dumb jokes and be randomly earnest about it a moment later? Yes.]
[Picks up the pumpkin again, though, with a little chuckle.] There's much your namesake could teach you about being both distracting and responsible, pumpkin Keith.
[Very important for a pumpkin to be responsible and not distracted if there are knives around!!1 or something.]