[Leaning back a bit to reach behind him where he's set aside a small pastry box.]
I, uh, know I've already said happy birthday today. [Probably the first thing he said as soon as they woke up, all sappy and obnoxious tbh.] But I didn't want to give this to you first thing since, you know, morning and all that.
[He holds it out to him.] And don't worry, I didn't make it.
[Inside he'll find a giant red velvet cupcake with an obscene amount of frosting on it. But the frosting's shaped like a hippo, complete with little chocolate chip eyes and everything.]