{ w h o } Graham, Carter { w h a t } hanging out between shows { w h e n } Wednesday { w h e r e } backstage at the sideshow { r a t i n g } G
Carter was used to fielding the same questions over and over as part of his act. 'How's the weather down there?' was tops on the list of what the average rube considered witty. The raunchier crowds could generally be counted on for at least one query about the size of his cock, questions Carter gleefully responded to with variations on the theme of 'your wife told me it was twice as long as yours!'
Inquiries about the sins of his parents, however, were new. Carter could only suppose it was the influence of the tent revival set up across the way. He made his way backstage between shows, loosening his tie.
"Hey, Graham, was it you or your parents that sinned to make your face look like that? Damn holy rollers," Carter added, to give some context to his comment.