The orderly was on his way over to James' cell when the other man piped in his two cents as well and he stopped, looking utterly frustrated. And to make matters worse, James chimed in with, "Only if you share the profits you make when you sell it to one of those online fetishist websites."
With a scowl and narrowed eyes the orderly yelled, "Keep it up and I will separate the two of you."
That threat alone was enough to make James laugh as he rolled his eyes and came back with. "Ooohhh. I'm so scared." Harassing orderlies was his favorite pastime. It was kind of nice to have someone around that was willing to play along with him.