Have you seen the paper?! You'd think as a subsidiary, they would have submitted that information for approval before going to print. All that article succeeded in doing was blowing up our phone lines with paranoid nut jobs. Ugh.
Sorry to complain to you, sir. The purpose of this message is to perhaps glean some reassuring key terms. Or maybe I could implore you to issue a brief statement? Something to the effect of Midgar is structurally sound and far more equipped to handle an attack than some two-bit resort up North and blah blah blah. It might get the public off our case for a little while, at least. Thank you in advance!
Sincerely, Elena Gunn
Things are kind of crazy at the office. Reports have been piling in of strange sights and sounds. Keeping the peace really isn't in my job description, but doing nothing will only cause more bitching.
So anyway. Gonna be late getting home. Bosley is out of soft food but I'm sure you can find a suitable substitute in the pantry. But no tuna! I hate it when he has tuna breath. Take care, my boys!