Chaz Woods / Dionysus (acratophorus) wrote in metempsychosis, @ 2012-05-30 21:27:00 |
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Entry tags: | ariadne, dionysus, erato, hades, melpomene |
I don't know how much longer the battery on this thing is going to hold out, and I don't know if the cops are still prowling around here, so I'll try to keep it short. I should have kept going west, not cut south-- did you know there's places around here where you can't get anything stronger than pop? I call that criminal.
I found this out the hard way when I walked into this restaurant and tried to order a beer. The staff pulled all kinds of attitude on me and told me that this was a family establishment and they didn't hold with spirituous liquors and all that-- and that's when things started to go really wrong, because one guy off in the corner started shouting "It's him! I saw him on the news-- the fornication and the drunkenness-- he's one of Them!"
I never heard anyone that was able to capitalize spoken words, especially when yelling them. Cross that one off my bucket list, I guess.
I shit you not, every single person in that restaurant was lined up facing me, shoulder to shoulder like some kind of football line-- or battle line. I tried to calm them down with a joke or something, but I couldn't get a word out before they pushed, literally pushed me back out the front doors and shoved me down in the parking lot. The owner told me I was going to get what was coming to me, "you and all your ungodly friends!" And that's when the police cars showed up, and I ran like hell.
I'm in a ditch and I have no idea where in the name of Uranus' ballsack I am, but I noticed something strange-- every single car in that parking lot had this little sticker on the back bumper or the back window. It looked kind of like a cross with hands and it said "Foundation for
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