[As soon as he picks up, the panic is just fantastic]

Ohmygod. I don't know what's happening to me. I just changed my hair color--and I didn't do anything!

[Now that the excitement's died down, Puck has some quick business to tie up...]

In all the hubbub, I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier. I received your latest package, and it is a most fine Yuletide gift! I could not be more pleased, dear friend.

He waits patiently despite the growing unease that Gaia dropped something in their lap again. What could you do, anyway? He already knew his wife was safe and sound. So was his unborn child and his step-son. He would have to call around to the others and check on them but, first, he has a very special little girl a happy birthday.

Hey! Is Meri around? I think I'm due to grovel about her present getting there late.