Just a general FYI:

I'm going to be moving to New Orleans in a couple of weeks. Anybody in Cali up for a going away dinner?

So, that little stunt that put us in FaeLand just cost me the job I've had for seven years.

I'm going to eat the carton of ice cream in my freezer, sleep, then look for a job in the morning. Or whenever I decide to get up. So much for moving up in the world.