My ex called me at work this afternoon to announce he wanted his stuff back.

I'm sorry. When you decide to move out unannounced and leave your crap behind, I claim it after 90 days. Everything but the epic stereo system he decided to leave has been decidedly sold and/or given away.

So, after he's been gone for nearly a year, he threatened to sue me. I laughed at him and hung up. I just can't wait for that summons to show up.

I really hate him.